Memorable Quotes from Mr. Krinkle
3 quotesGargamel's Desperate Plea for Assistance
Gargamel
No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!
[falling from the sky]
Azrael
So long, sucker!
[meowing; as he walks on the fountain Gargamel grabs him]
Gargamel
And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me!
[grabs Azrael; he falls in the portal and the last mid-credits show them falling back to Gargamel’s tower starting the rest of the credits]
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Gargamel Seeks Smurf Thief's Whereabouts
Gargamel
We must find this Smurf thief. Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
[he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs; Azrael meows; spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him]
Businessman
Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
[on the phone]
Gargamel
You're selling them?
Woman
Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Wait, what drawer?
[to the woman]
Woman
In the kitchen, Lily.
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Who is this Lily?
Man
Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
[on the phone]
Gargamel
Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
[stops the man]
Man
Take your meds, man.
[to Gargamel; walks away]
Gargamel
What? I, I... IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
[confused; shouts; spots a peddlar; to the peddlar]
Peddlar
They're everywhere!
[laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel
I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael
I know.
[unenthusiastically]
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Gargamel and Azrael's Frustrating Exchange
Azrael
You moron!
[after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously]
Gargamel
How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend. We're back here in ]. I suggest you get used to it.
[gasps; as Azrael gets off him; [Rise of the Guardians|the Dark Ages]
Azrael
I want room service!
[meowing whining]
Gargamel
Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you yell out the window?!
[sarcastically]
Azrael
You asked for it!
[meowing angrily and hissing; shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning]
Gargamel
Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot!! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! ] logo ending the movie with the
[gasps; as Azrael gets angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams; He falls to the ground, cutting to the [[w:Sony Pictures Animation|Columbia Pictures Releasing; [w: Motion Picture Association of America|MPAA rating]
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