Mr. KrinkleQuotes

Azrael: [after a cellphone falls on his head; meowing furiously] You moron!

Gargamel: [gasps; as Azrael gets off him; [Rise of the Guardians|the Dark Ages] How dare you call me that?! I have bungled nothing! Well, Paris is over, my friend. We're back here in ]. I suggest you get used to it.

Azrael: [meowing whining] I want room service!

Gargamel: [sarcastically] Aw, you want room service? Then why don't you yell out the window?!

Azrael: [meowing angrily and hissing; shows claws as Gargamel gives him a warning] You asked for it!

Gargamel: [gasps; as Azrael gets angry at Gargamel for calling him pussy foot, he attacks him and Gargamel screams; He falls to the ground, cutting to the [[w:Sony Pictures Animation|Columbia Pictures Releasing; [w: Motion Picture Association of America|MPAA rating] Don't you show your claws at me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr. Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot!! Stop it! Not the face! Not the face! ] logo ending the movie with the

Gargamel: [falling from the sky] No no no no no! Stop, stop! Help me, Wanda! Help, Help me, Wanda!

Azrael: [meowing; as he walks on the fountain Gargamel grabs him] So long, sucker!

Gargamel: [grabs Azrael; he falls in the portal and the last mid-credits show them falling back to Gargamel’s tower starting the rest of the credits] And where do you think you're going?! You're coming with me!

Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs; Azrael meows; spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] We must find this Smurf thief. Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?

Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?

Gargamel: You're selling them?

Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?

Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?

Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.

Gargamel: Who is this Lily?

Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.

Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?

Man: [to Gargamel; walks away] Take your meds, man.

Gargamel: [confused; shouts; spots a peddlar; to the peddlar] What? I, I... IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?

Peddlar: [laughs maniacally and walks away] They're everywhere!

Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!

Azrael: [unenthusiastically] I know.