Memorable Quotes from Mung-Ling Tsui
1 quoteConfrontation Among Friends and Family
Scott
What's your problem, man? Hey, get off me!
Zoe
Oh, my God! What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!
Shane Wolfe
So you're the one that has been breaking in! Go back inside!
Zoe
No!
Mr. Chun
Oh, we speak English, buddy.
Mrs. Chun
Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights. We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?
Shane Wolfe
Sorry.
[sirens stop]
Mr. Chun
Oh, and we found this in our pool filter. Try to keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?
Scott
Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll be forced to lay knuckles upside your head.
Zoe
Okay. Enough is enough! Come on, Scott. Let's go. Come on.
Shane Wolfe
No, you don't. Get back here. Give me 20. I meant push-ups.
[pulls Scott back; Scott pulls out his wallet to give Shane $20]
Scott
Zoe?
Shane Wolfe
Drop down! Do 20!
[Scott does push-ups]
Zoe
Okay, this is not the Army or the Navy. Real nice move, Lieutenant Smooth. He'll probably never speak to me.
Shane Wolfe
Then I did you a favor.
Zoe
Whoa, personal bubble invasion.
Shane Wolfe
Your mother was worried sick about you. You should just call her and tell her the truth.
Zoe
Oh, I'm sure you'll take care of that for me. Stay out of my life. Wait, you can't do this! I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!
[Zoe tries to kick Shane, but Shane grabs her foot]
Shane Wolfe
Not anymore. You too. Lights out.
[slams the bedroom door; to Seth]
Seth
Bite me.
[scoffs]
Shane Wolfe
Boy, this family is in for a rude awakening.
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