Nadia Hilker

Louise: [[w:Prussi|Prussia; [w:1760s|1760-something; [w:New World|the New World; [w:Witch-hunt|women were hung for being witches for, like, a lot less than my quirks; [w:Death by burning|burning women at the stake; [w:1930s|the 1930s] So, this time in ], ], so I'm walking through the cemetery and they're digging up corpses, and the corpses would move from escaping gases and whatnot. And so they're, like, staking... dead people, calling them vampires. Nerve-wracking. So I left there. I'm in ] and ]. One colonial guy said I was aging well. No joke, I was on the first ship back to England. So, then I'm in France and they were, like, ] for having a moody day. So I catch a train to Germany in ], and, I mean, we all know what happened there, right?

Evan: Hey, Louise? Do you want to show me... what's your favorite museum here? We should go check it out.

Louise: Oh, okay.

Evan: Can we get some pizza first?

Louise: Of course, yeah.

Evạṇ: [''Observing painting''] Really pouring on the melodrama in this one. You look so different.

Louise: [[w:Ottoman Empịre|Ottomạṇ] Oh, yeah, my boyfriend before was a very unattractive ]. How many men are you a mix of?

Evan: You don't want to know.

Louise: I don't? Are you jealous, Evan?

Evan: No, but if every... you're 2,000 years old... ịf every 20 years...

Louise: Do you have a problem with how many men I slept with and my age?

Evan: [[w:fresco|the fresco] Okay, just in ] in the book I gave you.

Louise: None. I'm actually 22 years old in that painting.

Evan: You're a virgin in that painting?

Louise: Yes. Does that make you happy?

Evan: So, you really hated being martyred, huh?

Louise: [[w:Black Plague|the Black Plague] I was just a peasant posing for the scene. After ], I think I was just happy I wasn't scrubbing bodily fluids.

Evan: I have just one question. Who the fuck is this guy?

Louise: Where do you think I got these fingers from?

Evan: [[w:Ottoman empire|an Ottoman peasant] You're still really pretty as ]. Look at... look at this guy. He's like... "Stop! Stop hitting me!

Louise: I wanted to show you something even older than me.

Evan: [[w:The Learning Channel|The Learning Channel; [w:bomb shelter|a bomb shelter; [w:World War II|World War II] I saw this on ]. It was ] during ].

Louise: Yeah, mention World War II and every American becomes a historian.

Evan: Oh, do they? Well, we watch movies. Lots of them. So, um, what happens when... when this goes down?

Louise: This body dies and the cells recreate a new one.

Evan: And what if you use your adult cells?

Louise: Then... then I'd look exactly the same, just pregnant, and that would be horrifying.

Evan: How much time do you have left?

Louise: [[w:equinox|the equinox] Until ]. Sunrise, probably.

Evan: Your body knows when winter ends?

Louise: When I was little, time was measured differently, so all that bullshit with sun god and whatever, it never...

Evan: Cool, well, if you stay with me... I'll give something up, too. Smoking. We'll both end up like these guys.