Memorable Quotes from Natasha Lyonne

11 quotes

But I'm a Cheerleader

Megan's Declaration of Love and Determination

Megan 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate! 1, 2, 3 ,4 - You're the one that I adore! 5, 6, 7, 8 - Don't run from me cause this is fate!

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Exploring Perspectives on Sexual Identity Choices

Graham Larry and Lloyd are ex, ex-gays.

Megan From True Directions?

Lloyd We were among Mary's ranks before we defected. We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end it's up to you whether choose to live a...

Larry ...lie.

Lloyd Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden, is really more what we're about.

Megan So you run like, the underground homo railroad?

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Defining Inappropriate Behavior in Conversation

Hilary There's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

Megan Inappropriate...like swearing?

Graham No, inappropriate like fucking.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Unexpected Destination: A Night Out

Megan You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!

Graham Where else would we go?

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But I'm a Cheerleader

The Complexity of Cheerleading and Pleasure

Megan Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.

Graham Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Misunderstandings About Affection and Clothing

Graham I don't like Sinead that way.

Megan Which way is that, clothed?

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American Pie

Exploring Sexual Experiences and Curiosity

Jessica You've never had an orgasm? Not even manually?

Vicky I've never tried it.

Jessica You've never double-clicked your mouse?

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Family Dynamics and Personal Struggles

Mary Megan, it's your turn to report out your root.

Megan I think it might be my parents.

Mary Okay, go with that.

Megan You know we've kinda been like this greeting card family. And then there was that one year where... well Dad was unemployed and Mom had to support us.

Megan's Dad Wait a minute, that was only for nine months. And then I was offered a much better job at the plant.

Megan Maybe seeing Mom kind of being the Dad, maybe l maybe I got the wrong idea about the roles of men and women.

Mary Absolutely. I can't believe that you didn't mention this earlier. Your father was emasculated, your mother was domineering.

Megan Well not exactly.

Mary You wanted to emulate your mother. You have no respect for men, because you don't respect your father.

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Attraction and Morality in Relationships

Hilary Well, um... have you ever had sex with him?

Megan I'm a Christian.

Hilary It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

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But I'm a Cheerleader

Understanding Sexuality and Dietary Choices

Mike I myself was once a gay. Now I'm an ex-gay, Megan. I work for a place called True Directions who help people, like yourself, to learn to understand the reasons behind homosexual tendencies, and how to heal them.

Megan What tendencies? Why would you think I'm a...

Megan's Mom You've been trying to make us eat this tofu.

Mike In diet, watch for a switch to vegetarianism.

Kimberly You don't have any pictures of guys in your locker, just these.

[shows a photo of a girl in bikini]

Mike Mm-hmm.

Megan's Dad And these. ] poster and a ] inspired painting]

[her parents show a [[w:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge; [Georgia O'Keeffe]

Mike Sexual, even vaginal motifs in artwork and decorating. Gay iconography.

Jared You don't even like to kiss me.

Megan I can't believe this.

Mike Denial is a normal part of the healing process that we'll explore at True Directions.