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Nate Lang Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Nate Lang

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Lost Folder Causes Tension Among Musicians
Fletcher Jesus fucking Christ, where have you been?
Carl We have an issue.
Fletcher Okay, now is not the time.
Carl I gave Neiman the folder and Neiman lost it.
Fletcher Neiman lost it?
Carl Yes.
Fletcher The folder is your fucking responsibility, Tanner. Why would you give it to Neiman? Right? You give a calculator to a fucking retard he's gonna try to turn on a TV with it. Now get your sticks and get your ass on stage.
Carl I-- I can't.
Fletcher You can't?
Carl I-- I can't go onstage. I don't know the charts by heart.
Fletcher Are you fucking kidding me?
Carl I-- You know this. I need the music. It's my memory, I need visual cues.
[stammers]
Fletcher Visual cues?
Carl Yes, it's a medical condition--
Fletcher A medical condition? What are you, fucking ]? Play the goddamn music.
[[Sanjay Gupta]
Carl I can't.
Andrew I can.
Fletcher You know "Whiplash" by heart?
Andrew Yes, sir. Every measure.
Fletcher All right. Well, you better fucking hope your memory doesn't fail you. And I hope you play it a whole lot better than you did last month in rehearsal, because I do not intend to start losing now. Get your sticks and get your fucking ass onstage. Onstage!
[to band]
Searching for the Music Folder
Carl I need to look at the music.
Andrew Oh yeah, it's right here.
[He turns around to realize the folder is not where he left it]
Carl Why isn't it on you?
Andrew Where's the folder?
[Confused]
Carl You're joking, right?
Andrew I- no- no, I literal- no, I s- I swear I just had it here two seconds ago-
Carl I don't know-
Andrew It's gotta be around here somewhere. Did you see-
Carl How could you be so fucking stupid?
[Angry]
Andrew I don't know, maybe a janitor came by or something-
Carl A janitor? FIND THE FUCKING FOLDER! A FUCKING JANITOR?! YOU'RE A DUMB FUCK! A DUMB FUCK! FIND THE FOLDER!
[Desperate]
Andrew I'm sorry-