Neal McDonoughQuotes

Mapel: [singing while taking off his baseball team jersey] We are the boys of summer, and it's a big bummer. No matter who we play, we give the game away. Cause we can't win. That would be a sin. We even lose the games before they begin--

George Knox: SAVE IT, MAPEL!

Players: Oh!

Triscuitt Messmer: Bummer.

George Knox: [picks up chair; throws it at a baseball bat rack and the bats go flying all over the whole locker room, as the players duck for cover] One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call yourselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll ... and I'll do this ...to each and every one of you!!

Whitt Bass: [bat misses him as he pulls his face back; bat hits him in the head and has a blank look] Oh-ho-hoo!

George Knox: I want you... here in uniform at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!!

Norton: Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?

Whitt Bass: [still with a blank look] I thought the game had started at 1?

George Knox: It does start at 1, and you're a jackass!

Whitt Bass: [after speaking to George Knox who angrily leaves the locker room while making some angry groaning and moaning, grunting sounds to himself while putting both of his hands above his head] No, I'm a pitcher.

Pablo Garcia: You can be a pitcher and a jackass.

José Martinez: Sí, it's very common.

Whitt Bass: [faintly falls into his locker area while feeling unconscious] Oh!

Dr. Robotnik: Are you in charge here?

Major Bennington: Yes, I am.

Robotnik: Nope!

Bennington: My–

Robotnik: Wrong!

Bennington: Name–

Robotnik: I'm in charge!

Bennington: [getting frustrated at Robotnik's interruptions] Is Major—

Robotnik: Me!

Bennington: Ben–

Robotnik: [whispers; makes zipping noise] I'm in charge. You've never seen anything like this before. This says I'm the top banana, in a world full of hungry little monkeys. Allow me to clarify. In a sequentially-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?

Agent Stone: The doctor thinks you're basic.

Robotnik: [glances back] I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. Is he still looking at me funny?

Stone: Yes, he is.

Robotnik: Tell him to stop, or I'll pull up his search history.

Stone: If you don't stop looking at the Doctor, he'll take a closer look at–

Bennington: I'm not deaf!

Robotnik: And tell him his men report to me now, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah!

Bennington: Excuse me? Listen, pal. I don't know if you realize–

Robotnik: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?

Bennington: Benning–

Robotnik: [[w:Charlotte's Web (2006 film)|Charlotte's Web; as his egg-shaped drones emerge; chuckles; to Bennington; Bennington steps away with a bitter look] Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major Nobody-Cares, you know why nobody cares who you are? Because nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments. And nobody cares how proud your Mommy is that you're now reading at a third-grade level. Have you finished ] yet? Spoiler alert: she dies in the end. But she leaves a big creepy egg sac. Ah, my babies! Look what came out of my egg sac! You know what I love about machines? They do what they're told. They follow their programming! They don't need time off to get drunk and put the boat in the water! And you do what you're told: stand over there on the edge of your personal abyss, and watch my machines do your job. Can you feel it, Stone?

Stone: I can feel it, Doctor.

Robotnik: [sending commands to his drones] It's evolution, Stone! It's evolution!