Neil Maskell Quotes

Rod Let’s get out of here Bill, there’s about ten Stoke fans staring right at us.

Billy How many did you say it was?

Rod About ten. Please don't start Bill.

Billy Right, which one's staring at me.

Rod The big geezer, one with the Hackett cap on.

Billy Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first.

Tamara Don't tell me you'd rather go to football.

Rod Well, I am male.

Back Lack What a waste of brandy.

Arthur But doesn't it make the palace burn well?

Tamara's Father Tell me more about the air conditioning, Rodney. I'm fascinated.

Rod Air conditioning?

Tamara's Father You told me you run an air conditioning firm.

Rod Oh, we have a few vans out on jobs most of the time. Yeah, sure it's always busier in the summer, of course. Nothing like a soaring temperature to help the work, you know what I mean? Anyway, most of the time I just sit around the office waiting for the weekend. Don't get me wrong, I love the money the job pays. But my real passion lies in kicking people's fucking heads in at football. See, I got to channel it somewhere. As you can probably tell by my bulging stomach, I don't participate in too many sporting activities. And I don't do drugs. Well, that's not entirely true, but not a lot. So I got to have my release in something, and a good fucking fight seems like the best way. Wouldn't you agree? Maybe not. At least I wouldn't be walking around like you lot, fucking horrible cunts with sticks shoved up your asses trying to pretend your little suburban nightmare's all right. Then again, I suppose it just depends which way you look at it.

Jack Stoddart Max first brought Frankie to my attention. I knew he had what it took behind the decks, but it turned out that Frankie really understood the music production side. You know, knew his way around a studio.

Danny Oi! Schmuddie, give us ].

Schmuddie I ain't got a fag.

Danny What's that?

Schmuddie It's a spliff.

Danny Well, I don't want a spliff, I want a fag.

Schmuddie Do ya?

Danny Fuck ya!