Fired Up! - Cheer Camp Good Luck Wishes
Nick Brady:
Hey, Carly !
Carly:
Yeah, I know. It's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever and you love every bone in my body, especially yours.
Nick Brady:
No, but that's a good one. Do you mind if I use it?
Shawn Colfax:
No. No lines. We just wanted to wish you good luck in the cheer camp.
Carly:
Guys, I know your game. No girl left unturned.
Shawn Colfax:
What ?!
Nick Brady:
How dare you ?!
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Fired Up! - Betting on Coach's Language at Camp
Nick Brady:
Let's bet how many times he says shit'. I say seven.
Shawn Colfax:
No way. Ten.
Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax:
Hey coach!
Coach Byrnes:
You shitheads think you're the shit? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the shit outta ya! You pumped for football camp?
Shawn Colfax:
Eh, I guess so.
Nick Brady:
Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped?
Coach Byrnes:
Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna shit blood out of holes you never knew you had.
Nick Brady:
Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach.
Coach Byrnes:
No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o shithundred hours.
Nick Brady:
Which is...?
Coach Byrnes:
4:45 am.
Nick Brady:
Of course.
Shawn Colfax:
As usual.
Nick Brady:
Mhmm.
Coach Byrnes:
Skip your morning shit and get down there.
Nick Brady:
Ten shits'. You win. How do you always know?
Shawn Colfax:
It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.
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Fired Up! - Misunderstandings and Name-Calling in Cheerleading
Carly:
I know at the beginning I might've been a little against you two joining the squad.
Shawn Colfax:
I believe you called us godless douche-monsters.
Carly:
Actually, it was heartless boob- grabbers'.
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Fired Up! - Spelling Out Enthusiasm in Cheerleading
Coach Keith: [yelling]
How do you spell fired up'?
Cheerleaders:
F! U!
Shawn Colfax:
Not really...
Nick Brady:
Uh-uh.
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Fired Up! - Sibling Dynamics and Unspoken Tensions
Shawn Colfax:
Hiya sis!
Poppy:
Why am I looking at you? Speak!
Nick Brady:
Poppy, you're getting so big now! How old are you?
Poppy:
I'm 60. Can we get past the small talk? The only time you and my brother come to see me is when you need something. What? Skin mags? Mike's Hard Lemonade? Another ride to the clinic?
Nick Brady: [appalled]
Poppy!
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Fired Up! - Misinterpreting a Bus Crash Situation
Nick Brady:
I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven.
Shawn Colfax:
No, we would've heard We are crashing, we we are crashing'.
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Fired Up! - Questioning a Romantic Choice
Shawn Colfax:
Why is she dating that knob-rocket?
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Fired Up! - Choosing Cheerleading Over Football
Shawn Colfax:
Screw football, let's go cheer!
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Fired Up! - Questioning the Panthers' Identity
Shawn Colfax:
Panthers out'? What are they, a knife gang?
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Fired Up! - Embracing Risk for Reward
Shawn Colfax:
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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