Memorable Quotes from Nicholas D'Agosto
10 quotesSpelling Out Enthusiasm in Cheerleading
Coach Keith
How do you spell fired up'?
[yelling]
Cheerleaders
F! U!
Shawn Colfax
Not really...
Nick Brady
Uh-uh.
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Cheer Camp Good Luck Wishes
Nick Brady
Hey, Carly !
Carly
Yeah, I know. It's the most beautiful name you've ever heard, my eyes look like forever and you love every bone in my body, especially yours.
Nick Brady
No, but that's a good one. Do you mind if I use it?
Shawn Colfax
No. No lines. We just wanted to wish you good luck in the cheer camp.
Carly
Guys, I know your game. No girl left unturned.
Shawn Colfax
What ?!
Nick Brady
How dare you ?!
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Questioning the Panthers' Identity
Shawn Colfax
Panthers out'? What are they, a knife gang?
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Questioning a Romantic Choice
Shawn Colfax
Why is she dating that knob-rocket?
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Betting on Coach's Language at Camp
Nick Brady
Let's bet how many times he says shit'. I say seven.
Shawn Colfax
No way. Ten.
Nick Brady, Shawn Colfax
Hey coach!
Coach Byrnes
You shitheads think you're the shit? That you don't need to pay attention out there? I'll kick the shit outta ya! You pumped for football camp?
Shawn Colfax
Eh, I guess so.
Nick Brady
Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn't be pumped?
Coach Byrnes
Don't mess with me shitdick! I'm gonna push ya like you've never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You're gonna shit blood out of holes you never knew you had.
Nick Brady
Well at least we're gonna be in Daytona Beach.
Coach Byrnes
No no. They changed it up this year. Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We're gonna get you shits conditioned! Bus leaves Monday at o shithundred hours.
Nick Brady
Which is...?
Coach Byrnes
4:45 am.
Nick Brady
Of course.
Shawn Colfax
As usual.
Nick Brady
Mhmm.
Coach Byrnes
Skip your morning shit and get down there.
Nick Brady
Ten shits'. You win. How do you always know?
Shawn Colfax
It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.
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Sibling Dynamics and Unspoken Tensions
Shawn Colfax
Hiya sis!
Poppy
Why am I looking at you? Speak!
Nick Brady
Poppy, you're getting so big now! How old are you?
Poppy
I'm 60. Can we get past the small talk? The only time you and my brother come to see me is when you need something. What? Skin mags? Mike's Hard Lemonade? Another ride to the clinic?
Nick Brady
Poppy!
[appalled]
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Misunderstandings and Name-Calling in Cheerleading
Carly
I know at the beginning I might've been a little against you two joining the squad.
Shawn Colfax
I believe you called us godless douche-monsters.
Carly
Actually, it was heartless boob- grabbers'.
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Embracing Risk for Reward
Shawn Colfax
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Choosing Cheerleading Over Football
Shawn Colfax
Screw football, let's go cheer!
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Misinterpreting a Bus Crash Situation
Nick Brady
I think our bus crashed and we're in heaven.
Shawn Colfax
No, we would've heard We are crashing, we we are crashing'.
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