Beethoven - A Request for Parental Communication
Devonia:
Now, you were never in any real danger, now, were you? Now, we don't want you to get into trouble, so we'll let this be our little secret.
Ryce:
I'd like to call my mother, please.
Devonia:
Your mother?
Ryce:
Immediately.
Devonia:
She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce. It was hot out, so I guess she wanted to take a little swim!
Alice:
And where were you while all this was happening?
Devonia:
I was where I was supposed to be: Inside, watching the other two. If Emily had stayed where I put her, none of this would've happened. If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
Alice:
What these children need is their mother. You're fired.
George:
Honey, it was an accident!
Alice:
So what?
George:
We can't just throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find someone really responsible to look after the kids.
Alice:
Over my dead body.
George:
Oh, come on.
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Beethoven - Unexpected Revelations at the Padded Zebra
Devonia: [whilst playing the organ; laughs]
You kids might be interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra.
Ryce:
Oh, my gosh! Emily's in the pool!
Devonia:
The POOL?!!
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