Memorable Quotes from Nicholle Tom
2 quotesA Request for Parental Communication
Devonia
Now, you were never in any real danger, now, were you? Now, we don't want you to get into trouble, so we'll let this be our little secret.
Ryce
I'd like to call my mother, please.
Devonia
Your mother?
Ryce
Immediately.
Devonia
She must've snuck out while I was watching Ted and Ryce. It was hot out, so I guess she wanted to take a little swim!
Alice
And where were you while all this was happening?
Devonia
I was where I was supposed to be: Inside, watching the other two. If Emily had stayed where I put her, none of this would've happened. If you ask me, what these children need is a little discipline.
Alice
What these children need is their mother. You're fired.
George
Honey, it was an accident!
Alice
So what?
George
We can't just throw out the option of having a babysitter just because we had a bad one. We'll find someone really responsible to look after the kids.
Alice
Over my dead body.
George
Oh, come on.
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Unexpected Revelations at the Padded Zebra
Devonia
You kids might be interested to know that I'm a featured performer Saturday nights at the Padded Zebra.
[whilst playing the organ; laughs]
Ryce
Oh, my gosh! Emily's in the pool!
Devonia
The POOL?!!
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