Friday the 13th - Casual Banter Among Friends Over Drinks
Richie:
How's that beer treatin ya, beer snob?
Mike:
Better than my own piss.
Wade:
You can drink that by the way. Yours, hers, hers, mine, yours.
Whitney:
What?
Wade:
Swear to God, piss is sterile.
Amanda:
For the record, you will never drink my piss.
Wade:
That's what you think.
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Friday the 13th - Exploring the Dark History of the Camp
Wade:
Hey guys! Guys! I just found some broken down cabins over there. It's got to be the old camp. Who wants to go check it out?
Mike:
Is this all we brought to drink, no Heineken or anything?
Richie: [[Blue Velvet|Fuck that euro-shit, this is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend.]
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Wade:
You do realize this camp was closed down like 20 years ago? Some woman, she went fucking nuts, killed all these counselors. Blamed them for her son's drowning, he was like deformed or retarded or something. Mom got hers. Uh, apparently there was one survivor. This girl, she cut that lady's head off with a machete. It gets weirder.
Richie:
I'm sure it does.
Wade:
Her son, Jason, he came back. He was actually there. He watched his mom being beheaded. Actually, a friend of mine, he went to camp around here..
Richie:
Aw, sh..
Wade:
He went to camp around here! He said the cops came, they were looking for that Jason guy. You know what? Don't believe me, nobody does. Don't believe me. But I'm pretty sure the way the story goes, the place was called Camp Crystal Lake.
Richie:
Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket, every single bottle of water is Crystal something.
Wade:
Aquafina.
Richie:
Okay, fine.
Wade:
Okay.
Richie:
The story could've happened anywhere dude, that's how they get little kids to shit themselves.
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Friday the 13th - Discovery of a Mysterious Doll
Mike:
There's something in there. Looks like some kind of a doll.
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