Reno 911!: Miami - Unexpected Comparison in a Humorous Exchange
Terry:
Your mom's a Ukalele, Terry.
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The Benchwarmers - Understanding the Meaning of "All the Way
Howie:
That's so great...what does all the way mean?
Howie: [squeezes suntan lotion and screams]
Aaaaaah!
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The Benchwarmers - Sun and Moon: A Lighthearted Exchange
Howie:
I`m not afraid of the sun anymore.
Wayne:
That`s good, buddy. How's the moon treating you?
Howie:
Not a fan!
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The Benchwarmers - Fear of a Name in Peril
Howie:
Richie told me about that killer lose in the neighborhood, He is killing anyone named Howie! That’s my name, That’s My Name!
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The Benchwarmers - A Lighthearted Funeral Request
Howie:
Fine, you can eat the thin mints at my funeral, Richie.
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The Benchwarmers - Howie’s Revelation About the Sun
Howie: [cries]
For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
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Blades of Glory - Hector's Challenge with a Ukrainian Skater
Hector:
I almost gave up on you Jimmy. I started working on that Ukrainian skater, you know the one that looks like Elvis. So i moved to the Ukraine and it was cold, and everybody had guns, and it smelled like soup.
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Grandma's Boy - Regret Over Choices in Relationships
Jeff: [sigh]
I shoulda worn a condom.
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Grandma's Boy - Severing Ties and Moving On
Jeff:
You're dead to me, over.
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Grandma's Boy - Casual Greeting from Jeff
Jeff:
What's up, Douche Bigalow?
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Grandma's Boy - Casual Inquiry from Jeff
Jeff:
What's goin on, shitlips?
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Grandma's Boy - Jeff's Lighthearted Introduction About His Bush
Jeff:
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too. it's not grey.
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Grandma's Boy - Challenging the Nerds for a Duel
Jeff:
Line up, you fuckin nerds. Who wants a shot at the champ?!
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Grandma's Boy - Confronting Negative Attitudes Directly
Jeff:
I'll run over your attitude. It sucks.
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Grandma's Boy - Christmas Gifts from Roommates in Car Beds
Jeff:
My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.
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Grandma's Boy - A Harsh Insult from Jeff
Jeff:
You were a dirty old whore.
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Grandma's Boy - Unexpected Confessions of a Friend
Jeff:
I can't believe you came on my mom. You might be the biggest perv in the world right now.
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Grandma's Boy - Offering Comfort Through Stuffed Animals
Jeff:
Do you need a stuffed animal? I have a dog. I think I have a bear. Yeah, I have a bear.
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Grown Ups 2 - Discovery of a Raft in the Water
Nick: [he pokes the box and it self-inflates, knocking him down, along with a whole row of products]
There's a raft in there? Who did that?
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