National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - A Playful Exchange on the Holiday Spirit
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Holiday Shopping Confusion
Mary:
Can I show you something?
Clark:
Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing.
Mary:
For your wife? For your girlfriend?
Clark: [mops his forehead with a pair of panties; realizes what he'd done and puts the panties back]
Uh...huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh, hee-hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary:
You have your coat on.
Clark:
Yes, oh do I? How'd that happen?
Mary:
Because it's cold out?
Clark: [laughs]
Yes, yes, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out. What am I saying, nipple? Ah, there is a nip in the air, though.
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