Hogfather - Identity and Incognito in Conversation
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Hogfather - Unexpected Events on Hogswatchnight
Man:
Ye gods, there's a girl out here with a poker!
Twyla:
Susan says, don't get afraid, get angry.
Mr. Teatime:
(About Banjo) What is this? Does it do tricks? (Laughs) It looks like a volcano.
Ridcully:
In my day, when I was an undergraduate, I wouldn't have been studying on Hogswatchnight. It's just not natural. I'd have been sick twice by now...
Mr. Sideney:
It's a very enemy-friendly spell. Sir.
Mr. Brown:
There you are, I've unlocked it. (Banjo pushes the door in) And Banjo's opened it.
Banjo:
(flinging Mr. Teatime toward a fatal fall) No pulling girls hair. That's bad!
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