Memorable Quotes from Noah Segan
2 quotesThe Ineffectiveness of the Blunderbuss Gun
Kid Blue
Know why they call that peashooter of yours a blunderbuss? Because it's impossible to hit anything farther than 15 yards. Impossible to miss anything closer. It's a gun for fuck-up turkeys.
[Waving his gun]
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Secrets and Consequences in a Tunnel Encounter
Dode
I know what you did. I was in the tunnel. I saw you hide her.
Brendan
Dode?
Dode
Anyone I tell, it would ruin you some way. And I'm going to tell someone.
Brendan
Are you making an offer?
Dode
Maybe. Maybe. Or maybe I'll just do you in.
Brendan
Hire another hash head to blade me?
Dode
Don't need no blade, Shamus. I just gotta squawk.
Brendan
What do you want?
Dode
Just to see you sweat.
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