Memorable Quotes from Noah Taylor
12 quotesQuestioning the Unusual in Uncertain Times
Dr. Carter
Have you seen anything strange?
William Cage
Is he shitting me?
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Time and Accuracy in Lara Croft's Journey
Bryce
Well, Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time. It's wrong.
[looks at his watch]
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Invitation to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory
Mr. Bucket
Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka. I shake you warmly by the hand. For now, I do invite you to come to my factory, and be my guest for one whole day.
[reading the golden ticket]
Violet
I, Willy Wonka, will conduct you around the factory myself, showing you everything there is to see.
[reading]
Augustus
Afterwards, when it is time to leave, you will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks, each one filled with all the chocolate you could ever eat.
[reading]
Veruca
And remember, one of you lucky five children will receive an extra prize beyond your wildest imagination. Now, here are your instructions:
[reading]
Mike
On the first of February, you must come to the factory gates at 10:00 A.M. sharp. You're allowed to bring one member of your family to look after you. Till then, Willy Wonka.
[reading]
Mrs. Bucket
The first of February. That's tomorrow!
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Unexpected Guests at Dinner
Charlie
Sorry we're late. We were brainstorming.
Grandpa George
Thought I heard thunder.
Mr. Bucket
You staying for dinner, Willy?
[setting up a seat for Willy]
Willy
Yes, please.
Grandpa Joe
I'll shuffle the plates.
Grandma Georgina
You smell like peanuts. I love peanuts.
Willy
Oh, thank you. You smell like... old people. And soap. I like it.
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Political Labels and Misunderstandings
Danny
Tyler, These ] of yours. They wouldn't be by any chance Nazi's would they?
[[friends]
Tyler
I prefer to call them... politically challenged.
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Concern for Simon's Well-Being
Bryce
Poor Simon, what has she done to you?
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Expressions of Affection Between Friends
Flip
I ] you ]...
[[love; [man]
Danny
Love you too, Flip.
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Expressions of Love and Regret Among Friends
Russell Hammond
If something should happen. maybe I never said this enough, I love all of you.
[as their plane is struggling to stay in the air]
Dennis Hope
I once hit a man in Dearborn, Michigan. A hit and run. I hit him and just kept on going. I don't know if he's alive or dead; but, I'm sorry. Not a day goes by I don't see his face.
Leslie
Oh my God!
Dick Roswell
Look, I love you all too. You're like a family to me. Especially since Marna left me. And listen, fellas, I just want you to know, if I took an extra dollar or two here and there, it's because I knew I'd earned it.
Russell Hammond
Yeah. I slept with Marna, Dick.
Jeff Bebe
I did too.
Larry Fellows
I waited until you broke up with her, Dick. But me too.
Jeff Bebe
I also slept with Leslie, when you were fighting.
[to Russell]
Russell Hammond
You slept with Jeff?
[to Leslie]
Leslie
Yeah, but it didn't count. It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules!
Russell Hammond
And you say you love me!
[to Jeff]
Jeff Bebe
I don't love you, man. I never did. None of us love you. You act above us. You always have.
Larry Fellows
Finally, the truth.
Jeff Bebe
You just held it over us, like you might leave. Like we're lucky to be with you. And we had to live with it, man. I had to live with you, and now I might die with you, and it's not fucking fair!
Russell Hammond
Please, enough!
Jeff Bebe
And I'm still in love with you, Leslie.
Leslie
Oh, I don't wanna hear any more. Shut up, Jeffrey!
Dick Roswell
Jeffrey, It's all happening.
Russell Hammond
What the fuck! Whatever happens, Bebe, you're dead.
Jeff Bebe
Don't be self-righteous, Russell. Not now, man. You were sleeping with Penny, that fucking groupie, last summer up until yesterday. Why don't you tell Leslie that?
Russell Hammond
Shut up!
Dennis Hope
I quit!
Russell Hammond
I'm gonna kill you!
Dennis Hope
I quit!
William Miller
That groupie"? She was a Band-Aid! All she did was love your band. And you used her, all of you! You used her and threw her away! She almost died last night while you were with Bob Dylan. You guys, you're always talking about the fans, the fans, the fans; she was your biggest fan, and you threw her away! And if you can't see that, that's your biggest problem. And I love her! I love her!
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A Critic's Honest Assessment of Food
Phibs
Don't worry! I used to be a restaurant critic. It's not as bad as it looks.
Paddington
Oh?
[chokes on the disgusting prison gruel]
Phibs
It's worse.
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Coming Out in a Casual Conversation
Dirk
I have something to declare... I'm gay.
Danny
That's great man.
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A Critique of the Environment
Bryce
This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!
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Humorous Exchange About Tanning Techniques
Danny
Catching some serious rays there, Flip?
Flip
Moon-tanning man.
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