Memorable Quotes from Noam Pitlik
1 quoteCounting Steps in a Conversation
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
One, two. Left, right.
Chester Purkey
What's that with the "One, two. Left, right"?
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
One, two. Left, right.
Chester Purkey
Hey, Max!
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
One, two. Left, right.
Chester Purkey
What are they doin over there? Can you see anything?
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
One, two. Left, right.
Max
They're dancin the frug.
Chester Purkey
What?
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
One, two. Left, right.
Luther "Boom Boom" Jackson
Left, right. One, two. Left, right.
Chester Purkey
The frug! Hey, you have some sense of humor.
Max
If you ask me, we're just wastin our time. I think this guy's legit.
Chester Purkey
Maybe so, but let's give it a chance.
Max
We've been watchin for three days and three nights! The colored guy has to dress him, shave him, feed him, put him to bed, carry him to the toilet, brush his teeth. If that's an act, then I'm Soupy Sales.
Chester Purkey
Listen. I once shadowed a guy who was suin the Yellow Cab Company. Some kind of collision. Claimed he was paralyzed. For six weeks, we were watchin him and nothin', never even moved a muscle. He had this Swedish masseuse come every so often, give him a rubdown. Then, one night, bingo! There he was, givin her a rubdown.
Max
No kiddin'?
Chester Purkey
Caught him red-handed. Except that idiot cameraman. He got so carried away, he forgot to roll the film.
Max
Couldn't you ask for another take?
Chester Purkey
Well, I - You mind if I laugh after lunch?
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