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Nobu Matsuhisa Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Nobu Matsuhisa

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Cultural Exchange in a Comedic Scene
Mr. Roboto Watashi wa Roboto Industries no shachōdesu. Watashinonamaeha Mr. Robotodesu.
[I am president of Roboto Industries. My name is Mr. Roboto.]
Austin Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. I thank you.
[Thank you, Mr. Roboto; in English; to the audience]
Foxxy Kyūna go renraku nimokakawarazu go raiten itadaki arigatōgozaimashita.
[Thank you for seeing us on such short notice.]
Austin You speak Japanese?
[surprised]
Foxxy A little.
Austin Well, you might be a cunning linguist. but I'm a master debater. I'm looking for my father. He was kidnapped.
[both laugh, then he turns to Mr. Roboto]
Mr. Roboto Shītake o tabete kudasai.
[holds out a mushroom to Austin; Please eat some shit.]
Austin Please eat" what?!
Foxxy Wait. He said: "Please eat some shiitake mushrooms".
[removes the white cups revealing rest of subtitle]
Austin Tell me, what do you know about my father's where...about...s?
Mr. Roboto Hmm... Anata no ninmu wa fukōna monodesu.
[walks up to his bookcase; Your ass is happy.]
Austin Your ass is happy"?
Foxxy No. He said: "Your assignment is an unhappy one".
[pulls down a bookcase cover, revealing the rest of the subtitle]
Austin Oh!
Mr. Roboto Nezumi no mondai ga shinkokudesu.
[to a Japanese woman in white; I have a huge rod.]
Austin Nice potty-mouth, dirt bag!
Mr. Roboto Nezumi no mondai ga shinkokudesu.
[moves away from woman, revealing ''I have a huge rodent problem''.]
Austin Oh.
Mr. Roboto Sukoshi hanashi ga soremasuga, zan'nen'na kotodesu.
[A little off the topic but unfortunate nonetheless.]
Austin Yes. Quite off-topic, thank you very much.
Mr. Roboto Why don't I just-a speak in English?
Austin That would be a good idea, now, wouldn't it? That way, I wouldn't misread the subtitles, making it look like you're saying things that are dirty.
[long pause, looks at the camera and winks]
Mr. Roboto I'm sorry to hear about your father, but I can't help you. Please excuse me, I have another appointment.
Austin By the way, Kyodaina roddo o mottemasu...hoshīdesu. Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
[standing in the doorway; I have a huge rod...I wish.; closes the door, whispers quietly to Foxxy]
Foxxy Tell me somethin I don't know.
[sarcastically]
Austin I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Say what?
Austin That's something you don't know.