Ernest Saves Christmas - Unexpected Introductions in Holiday Encounters
Santa Claus:
This is Ernest. I'm Santa Claus.
Ernest:
Surprised?
Harmony:
Uh, no. No, not - not really.
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Ernest Saves Christmas - Debating the Possibility of Christmas Travel
Harmony:
There's no such thing! Think about it: a guy who flies around the whole world in one night. It just doesn't quite correspond to the laws of time and travel.
Ernest:
Now, now, now, now, now, it's possible. You take the International Date Line, multiply it by the Time Zones, divided by the accelerated rotation of the earth... uh, carry the 1, and, uh, allowing for the Vernal Equinox on the Tropic of Cancer, he might just pull it off.
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Ernest Saves Christmas - Planning for the Next Step
Harmony:
Hey, Ernest. How did it go?
Ernest:
It worked great. Victory is at hand. Now we have to move onto what I like to call "Plan B.
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Ernest Saves Christmas - Morning Preferences and Volume Requests
Harmony:
Ernest, I'm not much of a morning person. Do you think we could just keep it down to a dull roar?
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At Close Range - Questioning Identity and Confidence
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