Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Discovery of the Chocolate Makers
Charlie:
Grandpa, look over there across the river! They're little men!
Grandpa Joe:
Jumping crocodiles, Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate.
Henry Salt:
I never saw anybody with an orange face before. Funny-looking people, aren't they, Wonka?
Mrs. Teevee:
What are they doing there?
Wonka:
Must be creaming and sugaring time.
Violet:
Well, they can't be real people.
Wonka:
Well, of course they're real people.
Henry Salt:
Stuff and nonsense!
Wonka:
No. Oompa Loompas.
Group: [turn around]
Oompa Loompas?!
Wonka:
From Loompaland.
Mrs. Teevee:
Loompaland?! There's no such place.
Wonka:
Excuse me, dear lady...
Mrs. Teevee: [[geography]
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of ].
Wonka:
Oh, well, then you know all about it. And what a terrible country it is! Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small and helpless, they would get gobbled up right and left. A Whangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. And so, I said, "Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Whangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten Vermicious Knids.
Henry Salt:
Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Wonka: [continues]
I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. And so, in the greatest of secrecy, I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here.
Veruca:
Hey, Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away!
Henry Salt:
All right, Veruca, all right. I'll get you one before the day is out.
Veruca:
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
Violet: [Veruca glares at Violet]
Can it, you nit!!
Augustus Gloop: [drinking from the chocolate river]
Mmm! This stuff is terrific!
Charlie:
Grandpa, look at Augustus!
Grandpa Joe:
Don't worry, he can't drink it all!
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