Look Who's Back - Meeting of Historical Figures and Their Plans
Fabian Sawatski:
Sawatski, Fabian.
Adolf Hitler:
Hitler, Adolf. Grossdeutsches Reich.
Sawatski:
Your manager said you have a program?
Hitler:
Of course I have a program.
Sawatski:
Then say something like "Since 5:45 we are returning fire!" Like that?
Hitler:
If you are quoting my speech, then you must know how it continues.
Sawatski:
There's more? I'm listening.
Hitler:
From now on, we shall repay bomb for bomb." What do you know about Poland?
Sawatski:
Poland? Uh, the capital is Warsaw...
Hitler:
Just facts from a book. A paper moth can digest that. How about real knowledge? You have 1.4 million men and only 30 days to take the whole country.
Sawatski:
Why only 30 days?
Hitler:
Where do you attack? And how do you keep the Romanians quiet?
Sawatski:
The Romanians?
Hitler:
Oh, pardon me. Who cares about the Romanians? General Sawatski, he does not look left, he does not look right, he just starts marching, that General Sawatski. Poland is an easy foe. But what's this? Suddenly our army has lots of small holes in its back. And out of those holes flows and oozes the blood of German heroes. Has our General perhaps forgotten about the Polish-Romanian alliance? You, Sawatski, could not find the way to Poland for any army in the world! You could not even find your way into your own uniform! I, on the other hand, know at all times where my uniform is! It's at the cleaner's!
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Look Who's Back - Learning from History's Mistakes
Random Man:
You have to learn from the past. Something like that should never be repeated.
Adolf Hitler:
It won't be repeated. This time we're going to do this right.
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Look Who's Back - Recognition of Identity in Unlikely Context
Adolf Hitler:
Do I look like a criminal?
Kioskbesitzer:
You look like Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler:
Exactly.
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Look Who's Back - Assertion of Poland's Continued Existence
Adolf Hitler:
Even Poland still exists!
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Look Who's Back - Embracing Opportunities in Unlikely Situations
Adolf Hitler:
I can work with this.
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Look Who's Back - Creative Ideas Spark Controversial Reactions
Adolf Hitler:
People in a creative crisis come up with odd suggestions. Sawatski wanted to film "The Fuehrer at the Bank," or "The Fuehrer by the Sea", with me in a bathing suit! Goebbels would've turned in his grave.
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