Oliver Masucci Quotes

Random Man You have to learn from the past. Something like that should never be repeated.

Adolf Hitler It won't be repeated. This time we're going to do this right.

Adolf Hitler Even Poland still exists!

Adolf Hitler Do I look like a criminal?

Kioskbesitzer You look like Adolf Hitler.

Adolf Hitler Exactly.

Adolf Hitler I can work with this.

Fabian Sawatski Sawatski, Fabian.

Adolf Hitler Hitler, Adolf. Grossdeutsches Reich.

Sawatski Your manager said you have a program?

Hitler Of course I have a program.

Sawatski Then say something like "Since 5:45 we are returning fire!" Like that?

Hitler If you are quoting my speech, then you must know how it continues.

Sawatski There's more? I'm listening.

Hitler From now on, we shall repay bomb for bomb." What do you know about Poland?

Sawatski Poland? Uh, the capital is Warsaw...

Hitler Just facts from a book. A paper moth can digest that. How about real knowledge? You have 1.4 million men and only 30 days to take the whole country.

Sawatski Why only 30 days?

Hitler Where do you attack? And how do you keep the Romanians quiet?

Sawatski The Romanians?

Hitler Oh, pardon me. Who cares about the Romanians? General Sawatski, he does not look left, he does not look right, he just starts marching, that General Sawatski. Poland is an easy foe. But what's this? Suddenly our army has lots of small holes in its back. And out of those holes flows and oozes the blood of German heroes. Has our General perhaps forgotten about the Polish-Romanian alliance? You, Sawatski, could not find the way to Poland for any army in the world! You could not even find your way into your own uniform! I, on the other hand, know at all times where my uniform is! It's at the cleaner's!

Adolf Hitler People in a creative crisis come up with odd suggestions. Sawatski wanted to film "The Fuehrer at the Bank," or "The Fuehrer by the Sea", with me in a bathing suit! Goebbels would've turned in his grave.