Airplane II: The Sequel - Excitement About New Experiences on the Moon
Jimmy Wilson:
I sure am glad they let Scraps ride up here with us, Dad.
John Wilson:
I bet Scraps is gonna love the moon.
Jimmy:
Do you think things will be a lot different on the moon, Dad?
John:
Oh, it's gonna be terrific! A whole new world. New kids to play with!
Jimmy:
Does that mean no more headlines about the rape trial?
John: [angrily while wrapping his knuckles]
Not many kids get the chance to live on another planet.
Jimmy:
No more kids yelling, "Your old man's a psychopathic sex pervert"?
John: [angrily grabs Jimmy's jacket and pulls him close; lets go of Jimmy and sits back looking crazed]
Look, a man can make an honest mistake! Anyway she was asking for it! They're all asking for it all the time!
Jimmy: [thought]
Dad never slaps me around at home. It must be his coffee.
Alice Wilson: [thought]
No, I've been serving Dad decaf. Hmm. Maybe he's just an asshole.
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