Memorable Quotes from Olivia Steele-Falconer
4 quotesThe Mystery of Timmy's Fairy Godparents
Crocker
Riddle me this, class! How does a 23-year-old man still manage to stay in the 5th grade all these years? How'd he do it? How is it even possible, hmmm?
Katie
Oh, boy, here we go.
Crocker
Yes! Now, I remember! He has... ...FAIRY GODPARENTS, FAIRY GODPARENTS, FAIRY GODPARENTS!! Ohh...
[snaps fingers; children gasp and cover their ears; spasm]
Timmy
Well, I've been in this class for 13 years. How come no one's ever seen these fairy godparents?
Crocker
Oh, they will, Turner. See, I know you're remaining childlike in order to keep your FAIRIES! But I'll play along with your game, cause soon I will catch them. And then, it will be I, Mr. Denzel Crocker, who will be making the wishes around here! Heh. Go on... make a wish. I dare you.
[the students stare at him]
Timmy
Okay. I wish you had the atomic runs.
[Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof appear as the badges on Timmy's backpack]
Crocker
Oooh. I need to use the restroom. Silent study until I return! Enjoy this one, Turner... because it will be your last.
[makes uncomfortable noises]
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Friends Invite Timmy to Ice Cream Outing
Katie
Hey, Timmy, we were gonna go get ice cream. Wanna come?
Timmy
No thanks. I'm good, surprisingly.
Howie
But you always want ice cream!
Ravi
How about you wanna not come but give us some money for ice cream? He's totally distracted, which means we can keep the change!
[Timmy tosses him some money]
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Friends Unite to Rescue Tootie
Howie
Check it out!
Katie
They got Tootie!
Ravi
And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to help her!
Howie
Let's get Timmy.
[kids run]
Tootie
You?
Magnate
Ironic, isn't it? Someone who cares so much about helping this little creature got betrayed by a helplessing creature.
[Magnate and bunny makes an evil laugh]
Wanda
Magnate's got Tootie! Hooray!
Cosmo
Yay!
[Poof stares at them angrily]
Wanda
Well, I mean it's good that she gets to ride in a limo, right?
Cosmo
Yah. This means that we can always be with Timmy and things never have to change, right?
[Poof stares at them more angry than before]
Wanda
Poof's intense stare of guilt is right, Cosmo. Here we are wanting Poof to grow up and we're keeping Timmy from doing the same thing.
Cosmo
You're right, Wanda. We have to do what's best for Timmy!
[Poof grins]
Wanda
Aww. I'm proud of us, Cosmo. And thanks for staring such sense into us, Poof. Let's tell Timmy and save Tootie!
[Poof glides to Cosmo and Wanda]
Crocker
Don't worry, little FAIRIES!
[He sucks Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof into a device]
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof
AHHHHH!
Crocker
Thanks to my Atomic Fairy Incarcerator, I'll show Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his FAIRY... GODPARENTS!
[spazzes]
Howie
Timmy, are you ok?
Timmy
What is it?
Howie
Tootie got kidnapped by a bunny in Magnate's limo.
Ravi
And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.
Timmy
Tootie's in trouble? Well, then I guess I wish she was right here back next to me. I wish she was right back here next to me. (What's going on?)
[kids stare at each other confused]
Katie
I think something's wrong with Timmy's brain.
Timmy
Mangnate just doesn't have Tootie. He's got...
[looks at backpack; the buttons CW&P were on read "HELP US, TIMMY!"; runs off]
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Unexpected Joys of an Early School Dismissal
Katie
Best day ever! Crocker has diarrhea.
Ravi
And school has let out early due to impending tornadoes...
Howie
...When it's totally sunny out! Crazy, huh, Mouse?
Timmy
Crazy? If gettin out of school early on my birthday and having more time to be a kid is crazy, well then people, slap me in a straight jacket!
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