Being John Malkovich - Communication Challenges in Professional Settings
Dr. Lester:
Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!
Floris:
Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.
Dr. Lester:
Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.
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Being John Malkovich - The Humor of Low Ceilings
Dr. Lester:
Any questions?
Craig:
Well, just one. Why are these ceilings so low?
Dr. Lester:
Low overhead my boy! We pass the savings onto you! Hahaha!
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Being John Malkovich - Understanding Nutritional Value in Colloidal Form
Dr. Lester:
Ah, tell me Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying?
Lotte:
Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.
Dr. Lester:
Oh, be still my heart!
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Being John Malkovich - The Burden of Living Through Another's Perspective
Dr. Lester:
Forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes.
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