Memorable Quotes from Orson Bean
4 quotesCommunication Challenges in Professional Settings
Dr. Lester
Floris! Get Guinness on the phone!
Floris
Ah, yes sir, Genghis Kahn Capone. Fine.
Dr. Lester
Damn fine woman, Floris. I don't know how she puts up with this speech impediment of mine.
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Understanding Nutritional Value in Colloidal Form
Dr. Lester
Ah, tell me Lotte, can you understand a word I'm saying?
Lotte
Oh yes, Dr. Lester, absolutely. You were just explaining the, um, nutritional value of ingesting minerals through a colloidal form, which I personally couldn't agree more with.
Dr. Lester
Oh, be still my heart!
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The Humor of Low Ceilings
Dr. Lester
Any questions?
Craig
Well, just one. Why are these ceilings so low?
Dr. Lester
Low overhead my boy! We pass the savings onto you! Hahaha!
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The Burden of Living Through Another's Perspective
Dr. Lester
Forever doomed to watch the world through someone else's eyes.
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