Grumpy Old Men - A Humorous Exchange About Personal Odor
Max:
Tell me something, Chuck. Do I stink?
John: [outside]
Yeah.
Max:
Not you, smart ass! Didn't ask you. I could smell it from the car, this stink. Is it me?
Chuck:
Yup!
Max: [smells his hat]
Damn!
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Dinner Plans Complicated by Family Commitments
Joe:
Marshall?
Marshall:
Yeah.
Joe:
I was wondering if you want to have dinner with me tonight.
Marshall:
I can't do that; I got the wife and kids at the end of the day.
Joe:
Yeah...
Marshall:
Listen, haven't you got anybody?
Joe:
No. But there are certain times in your life when I guess you're not supposed to have anybody, you know? There are certain doors you have to go through alone.
Marshall:
You're gonna be all right.
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Joe Versus the Volcano - Clothes and Identity in Conversation
Marshall:
They just pay me to drive the limo, sir. I'm not here to tell you who you are.
Joe:
I didn't ask you to tell me who I am.
Marshall:
You were hinting around about clothes. That happens to be a very important topic to me, sir. Clothes, Mr...
Joe:
Banks.
Marshall:
Banks. Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don't know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I'm going to fill in the blank. Now, that to me is like asking me who you are, and I don't know who you are. I don't want to know. It's taken me my whole life to find out who I am, and I'm tired now. You hear what I'm saying?
Marshall:
What kinda clothes do you got now?
Joe:
Well, I got the kinda clothes I'm wearing.
Marshall:
So you got no clothes.
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Do the Right Thing - Morning Conversations and Reflections on Life
Mother-Sister:
Good morning.
Da Mayor:
Is it a good morning?
Mother-Sister:
Yes, indeed. You almost got yourself killed last night.
Da Mayor:
I've done that before. Where did you sleep?
Mother-Sister:
I didn't.
Da Mayor:
Hope the block is still standing.
Mother-Sister:
We're still standing.
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Do the Right Thing - Conflict on the Stoop
Mother-Sister:
Hey, you old drunk! What did I tell you about drinking in front of my stoop? Move on. You're blocking my view. You are ugly enough. Don't stare at me. The Evil eye doesn't work on me.
Da Mayor:
Mother-Sister, you've been talking about me for 18 years. What have I ever done to you?
Mother-Sister:
You a drunk fool.
Da Mayor:
Besides that. Da Mayor don't bother nobody and nobody bother Da Mayor but you. The man just tends to his own business. I love everybody. I even love you.
Mother-Sister:
Hold your tongue. You don't have that much love.
Da Mayor:
One day, you're gonna be nice to me. We may both be dead and buried, but you're gonna be nice; at least civil.
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Do the Right Thing - The Importance of Making the Right Choice
Da Mayor:
Doctor.
Mookie:
C'mon, what? What?
Da Mayor:
Always do the right thing.
Mookie:
That's it?
Da Mayor:
That's it.
Mookie:
I got it. I'm gone.
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Do the Right Thing - Knowledge and Silence in Communication
Da Mayor:
Doctor, those that'll tell don't know, and those that know won't tell.
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