Memorable Quotes from P. J. Soles
2 quotesConsequences of Humor and Recklessness Among Friends
Annie
Hey, jerk! Speed kills! God, can't he take a joke?
[Michael's car screeches to a halt; the car resumes cruising down the street]
Laurie Strode
You know, Annie, someday, you're going to get us all in deep trouble!
Lynda
Totally.
Annie
I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
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Urgency Amidst Chaos in Family Dynamics
Susan
Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.
Jamie
I am hurrying! I dropped something.
Susan
Will you get in the car?! Okay, come on, let's go get in.
Jamie
Mom, a clown.
Susan
Yeah yeah, a clown. Oh... hi.
Captain Spaulding
Hi I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan
What's that about clown business?
Captain Spaulding
Do I stutter, bitch?
[pause]
Susan
Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door.
Captain Spaulding
Where the hell you going? Damn it. Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown when he's talking to you!
Susan
Get your fucking hands off of me!
Captain Spaulding
What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?
Jamie
No...
Captain Spaulding
Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie
Please...
Captain Spaulding
All right, now get your fuckin ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya! Shit! Wow!
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