The Devil's Rejects - Urgency Amidst Chaos in Family Dynamics
Susan:
Come on, honey. Mommy has to get to work. If I'm late one more time, Mr. McDonnell is gonna can my ass.
Jamie:
I am hurrying! I dropped something.
Susan:
Will you get in the car?! Okay, come on, let's go get in.
Jamie:
Mom, a clown.
Susan:
Yeah yeah, a clown. Oh... hi.
Captain Spaulding:
Hi I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle.
Susan:
What's that about clown business?
Captain Spaulding: [pause]
Do I stutter, bitch?
Susan:
Jamie, get in the car. Lock the door.
Captain Spaulding:
Where the hell you going? Damn it. Don't you never turn your back on a fucking clown when he's talking to you!
Susan:
Get your fucking hands off of me!
Captain Spaulding:
What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?
Jamie:
No...
Captain Spaulding:
Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Jamie:
Please...
Captain Spaulding:
All right, now get your fuckin ass out the car. Go on. Yayayayayaya! Shit! Wow!
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Halloween - Consequences of Humor and Recklessness Among Friends
Annie: [Michael's car screeches to a halt; the car resumes cruising down the street]
Hey, jerk! Speed kills! God, can't he take a joke?
Laurie Strode:
You know, Annie, someday, you're going to get us all in deep trouble!
Lynda:
Totally.
Annie:
I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor.
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