Pablo Schreiber Quotes

Charlie I just wanna feel like the crap I put myself through is... I don't know. I'm just tired.

Charlie What good is paying out the nose to live here if we never take advantage of it? We might as well live somewhere else and just, visit every once and a while and actually do things. Y'know? Like hit the Met. Take in a Broadway show. Carnegie Deli. Wow, that's a really big sandwich. I don't know if I can eat all that.

Charlie You know I haven't encountered a single mosquito since I've been here? It's like a no-mosquito-zone. They're outlawed or something.

Charlie Did you know that my three most financially successful years in New York City were when I was dealing pot?

Charlie Dave told me this awesome thing about L.A. No, listen. He says the whole town is like this blank canvas, and whatever you bring to it, that's what it is. It's just this random collection of neighborhoods where it's always sunny and it basically reflects wherever you're at back at you. So if you're happy, L.A. is great. If you're not, L.A. sucks. But it has nothing to do with Los Angeles. Because, get this, there's no such thing!

Charlie Oh my god, baby. I wish you were here with me right now. I got Dave's jeep and I'm driving on the PCH. And the sun is about to set. It is fucking unbelievable.