Superbad - Frustration in a Cooking Class Dynamic
Seth:
I joined this class because I thought I was going to be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
Teacher:
I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth.
Seth:
I know, but look at Evan. Just look at him.
Evan: [His partner is tying on his apron]
Hey, don't keep me waiting much longer, Miroki. I'm getting impatient up here.
Seth: [[W:tiramisu|tiramisu]
I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's BS. ...Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke, no offense, it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit. And I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food, no offense, and I just think that I don't need to cook ]. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin break! ...I'm sorry for cursing.
Teacher:
Alright, Jules partner isn't here either, pair up with her, station four.
Seth:
Jules? Alright, I'll give it another shot—give home-ec another shot.
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