Memorable Quotes from Pat Crawford Brown
2 quotesMotel Room Concerns and Cash Payments
Elvira
I hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons. But can I have room?
[ringing the motel bell]
Mrs. Meeker
Okay, but it's cash up front. I know what you pinko heavy metal weirdos do to motel rooms. I read all about it in the Star.
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Customer Complaints About Delayed Food Service
Mimmy
Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?
Bob
How much time have I got left?
Mimmy
You're already 14 minutes over!
Bob
Well, then, what are they bitching about? They're gonna get a free meal.
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