Elvira: Mistress of the Dark - Motel Room Concerns and Cash Payments
Elvira: [ringing the motel bell]
I hate to interrupt this little episode of the Waltons. But can I have room?
Mrs. Meeker:
Okay, but it's cash up front. I know what you pinko heavy metal weirdos do to motel rooms. I read all about it in the Star.
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Stuck on You - Customer Complaints About Delayed Food Service
Mimmy:
Bob, the people at Table 14 are really hungry, where's the food?
Bob:
How much time have I got left?
Mimmy:
You're already 14 minutes over!
Bob:
Well, then, what are they bitching about? They're gonna get a free meal.
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