Semi-Pro - Confusion and Chaos on the Basketball Court
Petrelli:
How come it says "Monix" on your jersey when your name's "Pussy"?
Cornelius Banks:
Ohhhh, I did get shot!
Dick Pepperfield:
Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine as they carry him off the court.
Alan the Commissioner:
No, no, Jackie, don't bite yourself!
Dick Pepperfield:
Here comes the Alley...and there goes the Oop!
Clarence Coffee Black:
Who the fuck is Bambi?
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