Memorable Quotes from Patrick de Ledebur
1 quoteFriendship and Musical Preferences in Conversation
April
My God, what are we listening to?
[groans in disgust]
Roosevelt
That's my moms favorite musical.
April
Dad"... unlock me.
[annoyed; tries to open her door, but it's locked]
Wren
April, I need your help. You are my best friend!
[turns around and stops April]
April
Which is why it's my duty to tell you that you are one more nerd music jam away from total, social suicide! Bye.
[proceeds to climb out the open window]
Wren
Wha--? Peng, stop her! Grab her legs!
[to Peng]
Peng
I got her! I got her.
[grabs April]
April
Get off of me!
[Wren and Peng begin to pull her back into the car]
Roosevelt
Not tonight. Nothing tonight.
[to the drive-thru lady]
April
Okay, let me go, and I'll let you touch my boob for 10 seconds.
Peng
Thirty.
April
Fifteen.
Peng
Twenty, and I can pick a cold day.
April
Done.
Roosevelt
April, come on, get back in, seriously.
Peng
WATCH OUT!!
[to Roosevelt]
Mike Puglio
Gotcha, perds! Thought you ditched us, didn't you, fart-breath?
[grinning smugly]
Roosevelt
They look so mad! Inside voices! Inside voices!
[tries to drive around Puglio's truck, but to no avail. Wren, Peng and April all start talking loudly at once]
Wren
Jump the curb.
Roosevelt
I have this.
[prepares to drive forward, but accidentally throws the car into reverse]
Wren
Wrong way! AAH!
Roosevelt
I did not have it.
[embarrassed]
Wren
Roosevelt, I'm so sorry! I'll tell your moms it was all my fault! I made you do it!
Roosevelt
No, you didn't make me do anything. I wanted to!
April
Oh, really? You wanted to spend your Halloween driving all over town in a rolling "Kick Me" sign?! You wanted to get violated by a giant pirate bird?! You losers have ruined our social lives!
[bursts into tears. Annoyed, Peng gets out of the car]
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