3 Ninjas - A Comedic Miscommunication Before Action
Fester:
Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer:
What time is it?
Fester:
I don't know, anybody got a watch?
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3 Ninjas - Character Preferences in Classic TV Icons
Fester:
Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer:
Rather do Laurie.
Fester:
Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer:
Tanya Roberts, dude.
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3 Ninjas - Fester's Command to the Young Ninjas
Fester:
Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
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3 Ninjas - Comparing Kidnapping and Armed Robbery
Fester:
This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer:
Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.
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3 Ninjas - School Dismissal Uncertainty Among Friends
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3 Ninjas - Unexpected Request During a Robbery Attempt
Fester: [''aiming gun at clerk'']
Open up the cash register. That's right, dude. Us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
Fester:
Excuse me, sir. Could I please use your telephone?
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3 Ninjas - Snack Preferences in a Casual Conversation
Fester:
Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus:
Dude!
Fester:
None of that green stuff.
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Heathers - Conflicted Prayers and Dark Humor in Tragedy
Heather McNamara: [praying over Heather Chandler's casket]
Oh God, this is a tragic thing, and sometimes I have a hard time dealing with it and stuff. Please send Heather to Heaven and all that.
Peter Dawson:
Dear God, please make sure this never happens to me, cause I don't think I can handle suicide. Plus, early acceptance into an Ivy League school and please let it be Harvard. Amen.
Ram Sweeney:
Jesus, God in Heaven, why did you have to kill such hot snatch? It's a joke, man. Jeez, people are so serious. Hail Mary, who aren't in heaven, pray for all us sinners so we don't get caught. —Another joke, man.
Heather Duke: [smiles]
I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times, and I felt bad every time I did it, but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus! Hallelujah!
Veronica Sawyer:
Hi, I'm sorry. Technically I did not kill Heather Chandler, but hey, who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my high school to be a nice place. Amen. Did that sound bitchy?
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