Four Christmases - Friendship Complicated by Romantic Involvement
Darryl:
Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
Brad:
You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each other's hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?
Darryl:
I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
Brad:
Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?
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Swingers - Timing for Making Phone Calls
Mike:
So how long do I wait to call?
Trent:
A day.
Mike:
Tomorrow.
Sue:
Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent:
Yeah.
Mike:
So two days?
Trent:
Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue:
Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent:
You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue:
Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent:
But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike:
Yeah, but you know what, maybe I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles:
Then ask her where you met her.
Mike:
Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent:
You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike:
Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue:
Six days.
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Swingers - Contrasting Personalities in a Tense Moment
Trent:
You know what? You’re like a big bear with claws, with fangs-
Sue:
Big fucking teeth, man.
Trent:
With big fucking teeth on you. And she’s just like this little bunny, just kind of cowering in the corner-
Sue:
Shivering!
Trent:
Yeah, man. You got these claws, and you’re staring at these claws, man, and you’re thinkin’ how am I supposed to kill this bunny'.
Sue:
You’re pokin’ at it. You’re pokin’ at it.
Trent:
Yeah, you’re not hurting it. You’re just gently battin’ the bunny around. You know what I mean? The bunny’s scared, Mike. The bunny’s scared of you.
Sue:
And you got these fucking claws, man.
Trent:
You got these fucking claws and these fangs, man. And you’re looking at your claws and you’re lookin’ at your fangs and you’re thinkin’ to yourself, ‘I don’t know what to do’, man. ‘I don’t know how to kill the bunny. With this, I don’t know how to kill the bunnies’, man.
Sue:
You’re like a big bear, man.
Mike:
You're fucking with me.
Trent:
No I'm not fuckin with you...Mike, I'm tellin ya, you're money...Come here a second, listen. Now look it. When you go up to talk to her, man, I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hopin makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man. You're a bad man. Bad man.
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Swingers - Confronting Local Culture and Identity
Sue:
Just because I had the balls to stand up to those guys...
Trent: [[w:House of Pain|House of Pain]
Like fuckin ] was gonna do anything?
Mike:
What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue:
Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent:
Anaheim.
Sue:
Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey. People get carjacked.
Trent:
Who's gonna carjack your fuckin K-Car? He's right Sue you don't need to carry a gat!
Mike: [[Boyz n the Hood]
Haven't you seen ]? Now one of us is going to get shot.
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