Drowning Mona - Tragic News Unfolds by the Lakeside
Jeff Dearly:
Where's my car?
Deputy Jimmy D.:
Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than your car.
Jeff Dearly:
Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?
Deputy Tony Carlucci:
Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.
Jeff Dearly:
What was she doing in my car?
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Drowning Mona - Discussing a Difficult Family Situation
Deputy Tony Carlucci: [to Phil Dearly, after informing him of his wife's death]
So, uh...you want to tell Jeff about his mom, or do you think we should do it, or...
Phil Dearly:
Yeah! Uh...
Deputy Jimmy D:
I mean, we'd be more than happy to do it, Phil, you know, it's just that, coming from you it may cushion the blow.
Deputy Tony Carlucci:
Being that, you know, he's your son and all.
Phil Dearly:
Well, in that case, it might be best if one of you did it.
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