Paul Benjamin Quotes

ML Well, gentlemen, the way I see it, if this hot weather continues, it's going to melt the polar caps and the whole wide world. And all the parts that ain't water already will surely be blooded.

Coconut Sid You're a simple motherfucker. Now where you read that shit, eh? Polar caps...

ML Don't worry about it. But when it happens, and I'm in my boat, and your black asses are drowning, don't call for me to throw you no rope, no lifesaver, or no nothing.

Sweet Dick Willie You fool! You're 30 cents away from having a quarter! Where the fuck you gon get a boat?

ML Look at those Korean motherfuckers across the street. I betcha they haven't been a year off da motherfucking boat before they opened up their own place.

Coconut Sid It's been about a year.

ML A motherfucking year off the motherfucking boat and got a good business in our neighborhood occupying a building that had been boarded up for longer than I care to remember and I've been here a long time.

Sweet Dick Willie It has been a long time.

Coconut Sid How long?

ML Too long! Too long. Now for the life of me, I haven't been able to figger this out. Either dem Koreans are geniuses or we Blacks are dumb.