Memorable Quotes from Paul L. Smith
10 quotesAn Outrageously Mean Self-Assessment
Bluto
I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin myself up. Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke and woke up. Argh! I'm mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than, I sure am mean! Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so damn mean! I'm mean!
[singing]
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A New Beginning for Falkon's Diet
Falkon
Tomorrow I start my diet.
[having a hard time climbing the castle wall]
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A Pearl's True Ownership in Question
Prince Tarn
This could buy me an army, or even rebuild Habloc! Dig it out, Falkon!
[upon finding the Great Pearl]
Falkon
Your Highness, this pearl may belong to somebody.
Prince Tarn
It does! And he wants it now!
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Queen Gedren's Attack on the City
Sonja
What happened?
Falkon
What happened? Queen Gedren attacked us is what happened.
Sonja
Gedren? Queen Gedren?
Falkon
That's right. She knocked down half the city with her new weapon and demanded our surrender.
Prince Tarn
My army ran away. Do they want to live forever? I refused to surrender.
Falkon
So she knocked down the other half.
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Bluto Enforces Curfew With Urgency
Bluto
It's 9:00!! Curfew! LIGHTS OUT!!!
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Confrontation Over Insults in Crimewave
Vic Ajax
You maniacs! I've never seen anything like that... are you all right?
[after Nancy nearly got run over by the Exterminators]
Vic Ajax
Oh, you've got the key!
Faron Crush
One more thing child... don't you ever call me a maniac!
[the car backs up, and Crush comes out]
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Bluto's Frustration Over Olive's Disappearance
Bluto
FOR THE LAST TIME, WHERE'S OLIVE?!
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Bluto's Rant on Taxation
Bluto
Okay, shorty, the Oyls are gonna be double taxed! Triple taxed! Quadruple taxed! Surtaxed! Exercised taxed! OVERtaxed! And, THUMB TAXED!!
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Bluto's Exclamation of Olive Oyl's Name
Bluto
OOOOOOOOOLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Bluto's Determination About Marriage
Bluto
She'll MARRY me!! She won't! She will!!
[picking flower petals]
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