Houseboat - A Weight Loss Response to Punishment
Tom Winters:
Go to your room. You're not gonna get anything to eat tonight.
David Winters:
Thanks. I'm trying to lose weight.
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Houseboat - The Beauty of Life After Death
Tom Winters:
Everything is constantly changing. So perhaps when our souls leave our bodies, we go back into God's universe in the security of being part of all life again and of all nature. So, for all we know, that sort of life after death may be very beautiful.
David Winters:
If you say so. Hey, Pop.
Tom Winters:
What?
David Winters:
Don't do anything beautiful for a while, will you?
Tom Winters:
I'll try not to.
David Winters:
And give up smoking. It's bad for older people.
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