Drowning Mona - Tragic News Unfolds by the Lakeside
Jeff Dearly:
Where's my car?
Deputy Jimmy D.:
Well Jeff, it's a little bit more serious than your car.
Jeff Dearly:
Would someone mind tellin me what the hell's goin on?
Deputy Tony Carlucci:
Your mother drove her car into the lake Jeff, I'm afraid she's dead.
Jeff Dearly:
What was she doing in my car?
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