The Brain That Wouldn't Die - Class and Competition Among Strippers
Blonde Stripper: [hands on hips]
You lousy tramp! Once in a blue moon I liken to a guy with class and *you* mess it up!
Brunet Stripper:
Eh! What makes you think you had him? He wouldn't have you on a bet!
Blonde Stripper: [hands still on hips]
Says who?
Brunet Stripper:
Says me! What's a guy like that want with *leftovers* for?
Blonde Stripper:
*Leftovers*?
Brunet Stripper: [puts hand to face in shock]
Why you cheap third grade stripper!
Brunet Stripper:
Ow! Let go!
Blonde Stripper:
Don't you ever call me that again! Oooh!
Brunet Stripper:
I'll mash you on the butt!
Blonde Stripper:
Try!
Brunet Stripper:
Oh, I'll try!
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