40 Days and 40 Nights - Questioning Attraction and Desire
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40 Days and 40 Nights - Observations on Personal Struggles and Issues
Matt:
Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan:
Dude, you're action packed with issues.
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40 Days and 40 Nights - Confronting Past Relationships and Emotional Issues
Ryan:
Okay, I know you have some Nicole issues right now, but...
Matt:
I do not have any Nicole issues.
Ryan:
Hi, I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole that still infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months." I mean she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her. All I'm saying is, you have issues.
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40 Days and 40 Nights - Challenging Nature and Self-Control
Ryan:
One: you can't do it. You just can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you. I'm just saying that no man can do it. It goes against nature. The male was biologically designed to spread his seed. You're gonna piss off the seeds, Matt! It goes against science! You wanna be the guy who goes against science?
Matt:
And two?
Ryan:
And two: are you out of your fucking mind? You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich, you think you can go 40 days? Did your brother put you up to this?
Matt:
No. In fact, he's been about as supportive as you are. Look, this doesn't affect you in any way.
Ryan:
Oh, this affects everybody...
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40 Days and 40 Nights - Questioning the Authenticity of a Photograph
Ryan:
This is a photocopy of Candy's ass? You're gonna call her, right?
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40 Days and 40 Nights - Frustration Over Lost Adult Film Tape
Ryan:
Do you know how many hours I spent looking for for my "Temple of Poon" tape? One. That is a long time to be looking for porn, Matt. What the fuck is going on?
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40 Days and 40 Nights - The Importance of Communication in Dating
Ryan:
Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously. You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old-fashioned. You go three and you're a homo.
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