The King of Staten Island - Late Night Conversations and Advice
Scott Carlin:
Ray! I cant sleep, I never go to sleep this early.
Ray Bishop:
Ohh, you know what you should do - you should shut the fuck up. Go to sleep.
Scott Carlin:
Thanks.
Ray Bishop: [[w:NyQuil|NyQuil]
Can't go to sleep... you should dip your weed in ] you fucking drug addict.
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The King of Staten Island - The Importance of Small Goodbyes
Scott Carlin:
Anyway, have a great day at school, ahh... . I hope its not shitty, and... umm... yea... give your sister a kiss goodbye.
Harold:
We don't do that.
Scott Carlin: [''Harold kisses Kelly on the forehead'']
Just do it. See, wasn't that nice? Now if she dies tomorrow, you'll remember that, that you kissed her goodbye. Have a good day at school.
Harold:
Later man.
Scott Carlin:
Pay attention.
Kelly:
Why would I die?
Scott Carlin:
I dunno... you never know what is going to happen. You think you're immortal?
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The King of Staten Island - Significance of a Father's Death Date
Kelsey:
What are those numbers on your arm?
Scott Carlin:
That's the date my dad died.
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The King of Staten Island - Miscommunication in an Emergency Room
Scott Carlin:
Hi, this guy's been either shot or stabbed, I don't know, he's been kinda vague about it.
Admissions Nurse in ER:
Sir, have you been shot? Stabbed?
Shot or Stabbed Victim:
No, I fell in a thornbush.
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The King of Staten Island - Public Perception and Personal Identity
Scott Carlin:
When we go out in public, people look at me like I'm kidnapped.
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The King of Staten Island - Comment on Appearance and Intentions
Scott Carlin: [[w:MeToo movement|get MeToo'd for it.]
I just thought she looked really good in those pants. Thought that was a nice thing to say, I didn't know I'd ]
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The King of Staten Island - Questioning Life Choices on Staten Island
Scott Carlin:
If you have money, why would you ever live in Staten Island?
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The King of Staten Island - Unexpected Babysitting Request While Under Influence
Scott Carlin:
You're going to make me babysit your kids?! I'm on drugs.
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The King of Staten Island - Confidence in Training and Preparation
Scott Carlin:
Oh I trained her in the car. She's not going to break.
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The King of Staten Island - New Jersey's Perspective on Staten Island
Scott Carlin:
We're like the only place that New Jersey looks down on.
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