Victor/Victoria - Misunderstanding Identity in a Disguise
Police Inspector:
You idiot! That's a man!
Labisse:
It can't be!
Police Inspector:
The person in that room was naked from the waist down, and if that was a woman, then she is wearing the greatest disguise I have ever seen!
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Victor/Victoria - A Cautious Inquiry from a Private Investigator
Charles Bovin:
You called. I am Charles Bovin, Private Investigator.
Labisse:
Good. There is something I want you to find out.
Charles Bovin: [sits on one of the bar stools]
At your service.
Labisse:
Be very careful.
Charles Bovin:
Monsieur, I am always careful.
Labisse:
That stool is broken.
Charles Bovin:
It is?
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Victor/Victoria - A Humorous Perspective on Threats
Labisse:
If you ever come back, I will have you thrown out.
Toddy:
Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of a place like this is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony.
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Victor/Victoria - The Importance of Practice in Performance
Victoria: [she hits a high note, causing Labisse's wine glass to shatter, and leaves angrily]
In spite of what you think, Monsieur Labisse, there are professions where practice *does* make perfect.
Labisse:
What in hell was that?
Toddy:
B flat.
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