Memorable Quotes from Peter Berg
8 quotesSmall Town Morals and Murder Ethics
Mike Swale
Maybe it's my quaint small town morals, but I don't do murder.
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Self-Identification and Character Assessment
Mike Swale
I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not.
Bridget Gregory
I am a total fucking bitch.
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Betting on Basketball and Personal Jabs
Gary Figgis
Pretty boy Joey bettin against the Bulls. What are you, some kind of high roller?
Joey Randone
Fuck you Figgs, I had twelve points.
Gary Figgis
Against the five-time NBA champs? What kind of a bet is that? You know you night guys watch too much Oprah when you should be catching z's.
Joey Randone
Uh-huh, Figgs. At least I'm not the one sniffin my money away.
Gary Figgis
That was your inner child making a bet there, Joey. Little boy Joey with the Mets poster taped above his bed.
Joey Randone
Tell you what, Figgs. Why don't you come over here, unzip me, pull out my inner child and take a bite. Bite it hard and bite it thick!
Gary Figgis
Fuck you!
Joey Randone
No, fuck you!
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Questioning Promises and Expectations in Law Enforcement
Joey Randone
What the fuck, Ray? You said PDA was gonna set this guy up, with a new life and everything.
Ray Donlan
You think I'm all that, huh, Joey?
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Confrontation Between Friends About Relationships
Mike Swale
Grow up.
Chris
What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
Mike Swale
Chris, these women are anchors.
Chris
Here he goes again.
Mike Swale
How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
Chris
All of them.
Mike Swale
Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
Chris
None, including yourself.
Mike Swale
Right, I rest my case.
Chris
Don't rest it too long, cause I promise you it will fall off.
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Unfinished Charm in a Tense Encounter
Bridget Gregory
Could you leave? Please?
Mike Swale
I haven't finished charming you yet.
Bridget Gregory
You haven't started.
Mike Swale
Gimme a chance.
Bridget Gregory
Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.
Mike Swale
I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.
Bridget Gregory
Let's see.
Mike Swale
Excuse me?
Bridget Gregory
Mr. Ed, let's see.
Mike Swale
Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...
Bridget Gregory
No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.
Mike Swale
OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -
Mike Swale
What are you doing?
Bridget Gregory
I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?
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Perceptions of Identity and Objectification
Mike Swale
I'm starting to feel like a...
Bridget Gregory
Sex object?
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Designated Roles in Relationships
Bridget Gregory
You're my designated fuck.
Mike Swale
Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
Bridget Gregory
Then I'll designate someone else.
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