The Last Seduction - Designated Roles in Relationships
Bridget Gregory:
You're my designated fuck.
Mike Swale:
Designated fuck? Do they make cards for that? What if I want to be more than your designated fuck?
Bridget Gregory:
Then I'll designate someone else.
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The Last Seduction - Self-Identification and Character Assessment
Mike Swale:
I'm trying to figure out whether you're a total fucking bitch or not.
Bridget Gregory:
I am a total fucking bitch.
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The Last Seduction - Perceptions of Identity and Objectification
Mike Swale:
I'm starting to feel like a...
Bridget Gregory:
Sex object?
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The Last Seduction - Unfinished Charm in a Tense Encounter
Bridget Gregory:
Could you leave? Please?
Mike Swale:
I haven't finished charming you yet.
Bridget Gregory:
You haven't started.
Mike Swale:
Gimme a chance.
Bridget Gregory:
Look, go find yourself a nice little cowgirl and make nice little cowbabies and leave me alone.
Mike Swale:
I'm hung like a horse. Think about it.
Bridget Gregory:
Let's see.
Mike Swale:
Excuse me?
Bridget Gregory:
Mr. Ed, let's see.
Mike Swale:
Look, I tried to be nice. I can see that's something you're not...
Bridget Gregory:
No, I'm trying. I can be very nice when I try. Sit down.
Mike Swale:
OK, maybe we just got off to a bad start. I know plenty of people -
Mike Swale:
What are you doing?
Bridget Gregory:
I believe what we're looking for is a certain horse-like quality?
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The Last Seduction - Confrontation Between Friends About Relationships
Mike Swale:
Grow up.
Chris:
What? Did you leave your dick in Buffalo?
Mike Swale:
Chris, these women are anchors.
Chris:
Here he goes again.
Mike Swale:
How many guys in this bar have felt her up?
Chris:
All of them.
Mike Swale:
Right. And how many have gone home with her, how many guys have slept with her?
Chris:
None, including yourself.
Mike Swale:
Right, I rest my case.
Chris:
Don't rest it too long, cause I promise you it will fall off.
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The Last Seduction - Small Town Morals and Murder Ethics
Mike Swale:
Maybe it's my quaint small town morals, but I don't do murder.
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Cop Land - Betting on Basketball and Personal Jabs
Gary Figgis:
Pretty boy Joey bettin against the Bulls. What are you, some kind of high roller?
Joey Randone:
Fuck you Figgs, I had twelve points.
Gary Figgis:
Against the five-time NBA champs? What kind of a bet is that? You know you night guys watch too much Oprah when you should be catching z's.
Joey Randone:
Uh-huh, Figgs. At least I'm not the one sniffin my money away.
Gary Figgis:
That was your inner child making a bet there, Joey. Little boy Joey with the Mets poster taped above his bed.
Joey Randone:
Tell you what, Figgs. Why don't you come over here, unzip me, pull out my inner child and take a bite. Bite it hard and bite it thick!
Gary Figgis:
Fuck you!
Joey Randone:
No, fuck you!
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Cop Land - Questioning Promises and Expectations in Law Enforcement
Joey Randone:
What the fuck, Ray? You said PDA was gonna set this guy up, with a new life and everything.
Ray Donlan:
You think I'm all that, huh, Joey?
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