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Opera Critic and Composer Discuss Performance
Erik Destler:
Could it be that I saw you at the opera last night?
Harrison:
It's possible, I am the opera critic of the Gazette.
Erik Destler:
Indeed, I found your account of Christine Day's performance, some what troubling. Could it be that we saw different shows?
Harrison:
Ah Ms. Day, I was sorry for her, embarrassed really, the role was beyond her!
Erik Destler:
Then perhaps you weren't afforded a seat befitting your status and your knowledge of the arts. The acoustics are somewhat inconsistent. Should you reconsider your evaluation, I could provide you with a private box.
Harrison:
Sir, you flatter me. But in all truthfulness, I think I would rather die than to listen to that shrieking child for another evening!
Erik Destler: [attacks and kills Harrison by wrapping a wet towel round Harrison's head and squeezing hard before slamming him into a wall]
As you wish!
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