Mr. Deeds - Unexpected Tasks and Deceptions Among Friends
Cedar:
Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?
Jan:
No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.
Murph: [to Cedar and Cecil]
Oh! I forgot I was fakin sick today. You two tricked me into comin here.
Jan:
Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.
Murph: [sets to work]
You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!
Cecil:
Is Mrs. Deeds around?
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Mr. Deeds - Confusion Over Longfellow Deeds' Name
Cedar:
We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph:
Wow! Is that Deeds first name?
Cecil:
Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Murph:
Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.
Cecil:
Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph:
Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Cedar:
No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
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