Memorable Quotes from Peter Dante
2 quotesConfusion Over Longfellow Deeds' Name
Cedar
We're looking for somebody. Longfellow Deeds.
Murph
Wow! Is that Deeds first name?
Cecil
Well, if the Deeds you're referring to is Longfellow Deeds, then yes, that is Deeds's first name.
Murph
Well, I don't know Deeds's first name. Maybe it's Greg.
Cecil
Maybe it's Longfellow.
Murph
Maybe. But I don't know. I know another guy named Greg. You want me to call him up?
Cedar
No! Thank you. Please. Just tell us where Deeds lives.
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Unexpected Tasks and Deceptions Among Friends
Cedar
Excuse me. Is Mr. Deeds around?
Jan
No, I'm sorry. He's out making deliveries. The regular delivery guy called in sick. But you don't look too sick to me, Murph.
Murph
Oh! I forgot I was fakin sick today. You two tricked me into comin here.
[to Cedar and Cecil]
Jan
Murph, put on an apron and gimme a hand.
Murph
You guys played me like a fiddle. Touche!
[sets to work]
Cecil
Is Mrs. Deeds around?
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