Peter JasonQuotes

Frank: What do these things want?

Gilbert: They're free-enterprisers. The earth is just another developing planet. Their third world.

Graffiti: They live, we sleep

Subliminal Messages on Billboards and Magazines: OBEY“, "MARRY AND REPRODUCE“, "NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT", "NO THOUGHT", "CONSUME“, "CONFORM", "SUBMIT", "STAY ASLEEP", "BUY", "WATCH TV", "NO IMAGINATION", "DO NOT QUESTION AUTHORITY", "SLEEP", "WORK 8 HOURS", "SLEEP 8 HOURS", "PLAY 8 HOURS", "HONOR APATHY", "NO IDEAS", "FOLLOW", "SURRENDER", "COOPERATE", "DOUBT HUMANITY", "REWARD INDIFFERENT

Subliminal Message on US Currency: THIS IS YOUR GOD

Gilbert: The world needs a wake-up call. We're going to phone it in.

Drifter: You still don't get it, do you, boys? There ain't no countries anymore, no more good guys. They're running the whole show! They own everything, the whole god-damn planet. They can do whatever they want!

Announcer: Attention: Your wristwatch has malfunctioned. This entryway is temporary and will disappear in 10 seconds.

Johnny Cage: [seeing someone sitting in his chair] Hey, mister. You're in my chair.

Master Boyd: [reading a tabloid, and lowering it to reveal himself] Hi, Johnny.

Johnny Cage: Oh, Master Boyd.

Master Boyd: I can see that the press is still giving you a hard time.

Johnny Cage: Yeah, they think I'm a fake.

Master Boyd: Johnny, you are one of the best martial artists in the world, and I can help you prove it.

Johnny Cage: Prove it? How?

Master Boyd: [Hands him an invitation] A tournament, "THE" tournament. It's held once a generation. The best fighters in the world are invited. You win the tournament, you win their respect. They'll tell the whole world, that you're the real goods.

Johnny Cage: So, how do I...

Master Boyd: There's a boat, it leaves Pier 40, Hong Kong tomorrow, be on it.

Phil: [on stage addressing the crowd of parents at the league banquet] So When I took over for coach Benson...

Clark: [interrupting; the audience laughs] I hear he's a woman now!

Buck: Oooh.

Phil: [the audience laughs again] Actually uh, truth be told, no one knows where he is right now. A lot of people are... concerned.

Phil: I don't know why that's funny.

Phil: [checks his watch as the crowd starts to murmur. Looks up and sees Ditka has arrived; the crowd cheers wildly as Ditka takes the stage] Yeah, I gotta be honest, I didn't plan on speaking tonight. Actually I was hoping my assistant coach would be here.. Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce Mike Ditka!

Ditka: Thanks, Paul! Thanks, everybody! Great to be here, Paul's got the Tigers on the move!

Buck: You live long enough you see everything! Iron Mike on an aluminum field, coaching the Tigers.

Ditka: I couldn't really hear ya, my Super Bowl ring was making too much noise.

Henry Beechwood: Bobby here, he's a, he's a Bronco star quarterback.

Bobby Beechwood: Hi.

Molly Jennings: Hi.

Henry Beechwood: I taught him to throw a football before he could walk. I coach the team.

Molly Jennings: Nepotism huh?

Edna Beechwood: Actually, we're Baptists.

Director: Squint against the grandeur!

Carlotta Valdez: It's all in the hips, the lips, and the eyes and the thighs.