Fort Tilden - Urgency in the Face of Discomfort
John:
Ben, Harper?
Benji:
What?
John:
It's getting buggy.
Allie:
Yeah, Harper. It's really time to go.
Harper:
All right, let's go. Bye, you guys.
Ashley:
Bye Harper. Be safe in Liberia.
Allie:
Thank you!
John:
Post!
Ashley:
Post! Post on Facebook so we know.
Allie:
Bye Ashley.
John:
Portugal.
Allie:
Portugal.
Ashley:
She thinks you're, like, gonna fuck her again.
Allie:
Thanks. It's Liberia.
Ashley:
I knew that would happen.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Fort Tilden - Debate Over Pill Distribution Among Friends
Harper:
I want four pills.
Benji:
No, you should really only take one of these.
Harper:
Yeah. There are four people, so it's one per person.
Benji:
You two and who else?
Harper:
You don't know em.
Benji:
Are you really trying to get me to give you molly so you can con some fucking assholes into sleeping with you?
Harper:
No, all I'm asking for is four pills.
Benji:
Okay, fine. I will give these to you, but you have to come somewhere with me on the 31st.
Harper:
Where?
Benji:
I don't know yet.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Fort Tilden - Mailing List Confusion Among Friends
Harper: [[w:sexting|a dick pic]
So, why haven't I gotten ] lately?
Benji:
Oh! Interesting! I tho- ah, I was under the impression that you wanted off that mailing list.
Harper:
How else am I gonna go to sleep at night
Benji:
I don't know, can your Dad phone fuck goes to sleep?
Harper:
That's disgusting.
Benji:
Build a little treehouse so your mom can't see you licking his asshole?
Harper:
No. I've never had a treehouse.
Benji:
I know. Because your Dad doesn't love you.
Ashley:
Do you have, like, a different type or something?
Allie:
I'm sorry. Is he your boyfriend?
John:
No, he's not.
Ashley:
Well, okay. You don't have to say it like that. Like it's not so black and white.
John:
You're not dating Ben-... You're not dating Benji.
Ashley:
That's your perspective.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Fort Tilden - Discussion on Commitment and Exit Strategies
Benji:
So, are you finally excited to get rid of that dead weight?
Harper:
She's not going anywhere. She'll drop out the day before as usual.
Benji:
Yeah, that's true, you girls are pretty expert at exit strategies.
Harper:
Fuck you. No, I'm not. She's the one that's like that.
Benji:
What is with this hat?
Harper:
Do you like it?
Benji:
Not really, are you like hat person now? You're becoming half a person on me?
Harper:
Does that mean a person that wears hats?
Benji:
Yeah, are you that person?
Harper:
Today.
Benji:
Okay.
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Fort Tilden - Beach Plans and Light Banter
Benji:
So, what have you girls got going on today?
Harper:
Going to the beach.
Benji:
Oh nice! You sure you can afford to take a day off from... from doing from nothing?
Harper:
Fuck you, "doing nothing".
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.
Fort Tilden - Navigating Friendships and Unexpected Plans
Allie:
Oh, my God. That was so intense. I'm still shaking.
Harper:
You know, I'm not going to be there for you when you're in Liberia.
Allie:
Wait, where you going? It's this way.
Harper:
We have to stop by the park and see Benji.
Allie:
Maybe we can just skip the molly. I don't think I can handle that right now.
Harper:
Then don't do it.
Allie:
Is his harem of bitches gonna be there?
Harper:
Probably. They spend every second of their lives trying to fuck him.
Ashley: [''To Benji looking at phone'']
Benji, I feel like you've been on that same page for like... like four hours.
Grant:
Are we distracting you, Benji?
Benji:
I'm dissecting the sentences. I'm sort of figuring out the way it works.
Ashley:
No, I get it. It's full broth, I get it. Do you want bug spray?
Grant: [''Grant laughs'']
No, no, no, no. That- that literally smells like a cunt.
Ashley:
That's so funny. I was thinking about how I used to eat out women. And how at the time, it seemed like such a good idea, but...
John:
How's this, Benji?
Ashley:
... in retrospect, it's like, why did I ever actually do that?
John:
Absolutely.
Harper:
Sup.
Ashley:
Oh my god, hi cutie! Hey.
Harper:
Hi little baby boy!
Ashley:
How are you, Harpy?
Harper:
I'm good. How are you? Love your red socks. Are those to make your legs look longer?
Ashley:
Yeah, they're just slimming, like your romper.
Harper:
Oh, right.
Ashley:
Your romper's slimming. It's funnny that you're here, I had a dream that you died.
Harper:
Oh my god, how's your family? Are they still bankrupt or is that...
Ashley:
Yeah
Benji:
What?
Ashley: [''Benji walks along with Harper''; ''To Allie'']
Don't... you're gonna like, go over talk to her privately. Hey, how are you, I'm Ashley.
Allie:
Hi, we've met.
Grant:
I'm Grant.
Allie:
Actually, we've all met.
John:
When?
Quotes sourced from Wikiquote (© Wikiquote contributors), licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0. Modified for formatting/length.