Braindead - Controversial Conversations at a Party
Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void; Void snarls; [w:Vladimir Nabokov|Nabokov; [w:pedophilia|pedophile]
I take it back! I'm sorry I called ] a ]!
Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies; His [[famous last words]
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles!
Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out]
Cranial blowout!
Zoo Keeper:
Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Zombie Mother:
No one will ever love you like your mother!
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