State Fair - Modern Farming vs. Traditional Values
Margy Frake:
Got a house on it?
Harry Ware:
Yeah, but it's too old. We'd have to build a new one.
Margy Frake:
Oh, I like old houses.
Harry Ware:
Oh, it wouldn't fit in with our kind of farm. You know, I plan to do everything my old man won't let me do on his place. Scientific irrigation. Electric milking. Separate hen roosts. No horses. All tractor power. You see what I mean? Everything modern.
Margy Frake:
Ohh... but the house you live in...
Harry Ware:
It's got to be the same. No old clapboard shingle business. There is a new kind of plastic, pre-fabricated job. I want you to see it at the catalog home.
Margy Frake:
Is it pretty?
Harry Ware:
Sure, but what's more important it's termite proof. Wait til you see it. They tell you how to furnish it too. No rugs or carpets, they're just dust collectors.
Margy Frake:
What's on the floor?
Harry Ware:
Linoleum - through the whole house. Wait until you see the pictures. It's sleek and smooth, easy to keep clean. Well, it's like every room in the house was a bathroom.
Margy Frake:
Sounds real cozy...
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State Fair - A Playful Exchange on Spelling and Size
Harry Ware:
Biggest boar in the world, I bet.
Margy Frake:
All depends on how you spell it.
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The Jungle Captive - Unclear Orders from Harrigan
Motorcycle Cop:
You Don Young?
Don Young:
Yes, sir? What's this for?
Motorcycle Cop:
Don't know, Harrigan's orders.
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