Memorable Quotes from Phil Brown
3 quotesA Playful Exchange on Spelling and Size
Harry Ware
Biggest boar in the world, I bet.
Margy Frake
All depends on how you spell it.
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Unclear Orders from Harrigan
Motorcycle Cop
You Don Young?
Don Young
Yes, sir? What's this for?
Motorcycle Cop
Don't know, Harrigan's orders.
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Modern Farming vs. Traditional Values
Margy Frake
Got a house on it?
Harry Ware
Yeah, but it's too old. We'd have to build a new one.
Margy Frake
Oh, I like old houses.
Harry Ware
Oh, it wouldn't fit in with our kind of farm. You know, I plan to do everything my old man won't let me do on his place. Scientific irrigation. Electric milking. Separate hen roosts. No horses. All tractor power. You see what I mean? Everything modern.
Margy Frake
Ohh... but the house you live in...
Harry Ware
It's got to be the same. No old clapboard shingle business. There is a new kind of plastic, pre-fabricated job. I want you to see it at the catalog home.
Margy Frake
Is it pretty?
Harry Ware
Sure, but what's more important it's termite proof. Wait til you see it. They tell you how to furnish it too. No rugs or carpets, they're just dust collectors.
Margy Frake
What's on the floor?
Harry Ware
Linoleum - through the whole house. Wait until you see the pictures. It's sleek and smooth, easy to keep clean. Well, it's like every room in the house was a bathroom.
Margy Frake
Sounds real cozy...
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