Scary Movie 4 - Cutting Through Chains or Feet?
Shaq:
(After throwing the rock into the basketball) Boo-yah!
Dr. Phil:
Yes! (He and Shaq use their saws together) 30 seconds left!
Shaq:
AAAAAAARGH! (to Dr. Phil) He doesn't want us to cut through our chains, but this will never work.
Dr. Phil:
Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet.
Shaq:
You go first.
Dr. Phil:
Bullshit!
Shaq:
Yeah. You're probably not man enough. I guess your mama was right...
Dr. Phil:
(looks up) NEVER!!!!! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?! (Saws through his foot)
Shaq:
Candy from a baby.
Dr. Phil:
I've done it! We're saved! (holds up foot)
Shaq:
Oh, my God! (points)
Dr. Phil:
What's wrong?!
Shaq:
Wrong foot!
Dr. Phil:
(looks down) Motherfu.... (hits floor with a thud.)
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Scary Movie 4 - Celebration Amidst Uncertainty
Dr. Phil:
I did it! We're saved! What's wrong?!
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Scary Movie 4 - Confronting Cowardice in a Tense Moment
Dr. Phil:
NEVER! Who's the coward NOW, Mama?
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Scary Movie 4 - Cutting Through Our Feet Explained
Dr. Phil:
Of course. He wants us to cut through our feet!
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Scary Movie 4 - Countdown to the Final Moment
Dr. Phil:
30 seconds left!
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Scary Movie 4 - Unexpected Confession from Dr. Phil Character
Dr. Phil:
I just tell people to "get real." I'm not even a doctor... I'm an electrician. I failed you, Shaq. I failed you.
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Scary Movie 4 - Uncertainty in Response
Dr. Phil:
Not exactly.
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Scary Movie 4 - Emotional Frustration and Self-Doubt Expressed
Dr. Phil:
Your FEELINGS?! To hell with your feelings! Everybody with their feelings! "I'm obese, my kid's a brat, help me, help me! JUST SHUT UP!!! (cries) Why can't I fix anyone of them?! I'm so dumb and worthless! Mama was right, Mama was right! (sobs)
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Scary Movie 4 - Dr. Phil's Confusion in Scary Movie 4
Dr. Phil:
What the hell was that for?!
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Scary Movie 4 - Urgency in Achieving a Simple Task
Dr. Phil:
Just make the damn basket!
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Scary Movie 4 - Embracing Success Amidst Danger
Dr. Phil:
Shaquille. I'm not angry at you, cause we ARE one minute away from Death. Just shut the "No" voice. Own your success.
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Scary Movie 4 - Advice for Handling a Metal Arm
Dr. Phil:
Hit the metal arm with something. There!
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Scary Movie 4 - Unexpected Turn in a Show on Teens
Dr. Phil:
I don't know! I was doing a show on teens with abandonment issues and then suddenly, I blacked out and woke up here! Man, those kids are gonna be pissed!
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