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Philip Bosco Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Philip Bosco

10 quotes
Dinner Preparation by Lenny Savage
Lenny Savage See, she's making me my dinner!
[watching a silent movie; a woman walks onscreen]
Ambition and the Complexity of Rules
Tess McGill You can bend the rules plenty once you get to the top, but not while you're trying to get there. And if you're someone like me, you can't get there without bending the rules
Oren Trask You've got a real fire in your belly. Or was this just a one-time stunt that you pulled?
Tess McGill I'm not quite sure what you mean, sir. I've got something in my belly, but I think it's nervous knots.
Morning Conversations and Musical Plans
Walter You're up bright and early.
Anna I didn't sleep very well.
Walter You look great. Got a date?
Anna Yes, with the Marine Corp Band. I'm starting with the brass and working my way into the drum section.
Walter Don't you think we should talk?
Anna This is not the time to talk. I'm mad and getting madder.
Walter Oh, you're mad! What do you think I am?
Anna I think you're a jerk.
Walter I know that. I didn't realize how big a jerk I was until last night.
Anna Neither did I.
Walter Let's just pack it in then, all right? Let's just finish this whole thing here and now!
Anna Fine.
Walter I'll pack a bag for you, so you don't have to come back tonight, and I'll send the rest later!
Anna You expect me to move out?
Walter You shouldn't have any trouble finding a bed!
Carpenter I've got a bed, lady.
Walter GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! THIS IS PRIVATE!
Anna I don't what makes you think you can just throw me out of my own house! You're the one who's moving!
Walter I have worked, slaved, suffered! Put my time into my eyes, and you just want to move out, just because you have something for Max? No way! You hear me? No way!
Anna I have worked and slaved and suffered for this house every bit as much as you have! Actually more, because I've had to put up with you!
Walter This is ridiculous! You don't even like this house! You never liked this house!
Anna I...love this house!
Walter You've done nothing but complain about it, ever since we got here!
Anna I did one other thing Walter, I sunk every nickel I had in the world in this house!
Walter And you'll get it all back! I told you that!
Anna Me and everybody you've ever met! "I'll pay you back." will be written on your gravestone!
Walter I wouldn't give lessons on the value of promises! Your word didn't do too well on this last outing!
Anna Your's is fine! It's certainly a lot better than your check! (walks into a room)
Walter I'll get you your money back!
Anna I don't want the money! This is my house and I'm not moving.
Walter It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!
Anna That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.
Walter I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.
Anna You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
Walter Thank goodness it's not that often.
Anna (yelling) All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?
Curly Two weeks.
Anna Okay, We'll stick it out until the house is finished. Then we'll sell it, get our money back and get the hell away from each other.
Walter Fine!
Anna (starting to go upstairs) GET BACK TO WORK!
Walter Bang! Zoom!
Misunderstandings in Fashion and Profession
Vincenzo Miss Kensington says "fashionably late" was an hour ago. What seems to be the problem?
Carlo I'm a hairdresser. Not a zookeeper.
Corporate Tensions and Power Struggles
Katharine Parker Oren, I beg your pardon, but if you are insinuating...
Oren Trask Miss Parker, if I were you... I'd go to your office and take a long last look around. Because in about five minutes, I'm going to see to it that you get the boot... but good!
Katharine Parker Oren, this is a simple misunderstanding and I... You cannot...
Oren Trask I can and I will! Now get your... What was that you called it?
[to Tess]
Tess McGill, Jack Trainer Bony ass.
Oren Trask Right... your bony ass out of my sight!
Katharine Parker I'm sorry... but I simply won't stand for that kind of talk. Will you excuse me, please?
Searching for Solutions Amidst Chaos
Clarice Where the hell is everybody? Vincenzo!
Vincenzo I sure hope you got a plan.
Tensions Rise Among Conflicted Characters
Clarice This is all YOUR fault!
Vincenzo Lady, if you touch that child, I'll POP you one, so help me God!
[furiously]
Clarice Oh, my God! There's two of them! It's a conspiracy! Well, at least I'll get to hit one of you.
[laughs and smiles]
Diane HEY! Back off, "Barbie". And by the way, you have a little, tiny bit of something right here on your teeth.
Clarice I have never been more humiliated in my LIFE!
Alyssa Wanna bet?
Clarice Oh, my God! Daddy! Oh, my God!
[shrieks; runs out in humiliation]
Father's Concern for Daughter's Attention
Roger You think maybe my daughter's asking for a little attention?
Vincenzo I'd say she's demandin it.
Roger Hmm.
Confronting Past Bullying and Resentment
Lenny Savage That son of a bitch was always picking on me.
[watching a movie]
Unexpected Conversations on Crime and Luck
Toby Go ahead, steal our snowblower. You're the slowest goddamn thief that I ever saw.
[to Sully]
Judge Flatt Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.
Miss Beryl Mr. Sullivan, you're wearing a necktie. Are you in trouble with the law again?
Wirf Damn, Sully, when your luck turns... it turns.